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[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago

Professional hitmen don't actually exist. It's a 'business' that you can't possibly advertise for and has no way for the customer to assess the quality of the provider in advance. Sometimes killings do happen in exchange for money, but they don't involve someone that is a professional killer that works with the public as their primary source of income. It just doesn't exist. But there are some cases where killing does happen for money.

Sometimes two people will conspire to kill another for profit. Maybe one spouse hates another spouse. They ask a close friend or relative to kill their spouse, and they offer a portion of proceeds from life insurance as a payment for their risk and trouble. Or they're cheating on their spouse with someone else, stand to inherit all their spouses assets upon their demise, and promise to marry the person they're cheating with, thus sharing all the assets with them. In this case, it's not a stranger being hired; the killer has known the person 'hiring' them for decades.

Some killings-for-hire are gang related. A gang wants someone killed. They don't hire a random person to do it. They get one of their own members, who they've already known for many years and is a full member of the gang. In compensation for the huge risk the person is taking on to perform the deed, they offer a large sum of cash. Again, an unvetted stranger is not being hired. This person has likely already committed numerous crimes on the gang's behalf in the past. When you've already committed enough crimes on a gang's behalf to get you years in prison, a murder isn't such a stretch.

Some killings-for-hire are done at the behest of nation-states. Spycraft. The KGB or CIA hire someone in a foreign country who is already sympathetic to them to kill someone the intelligence agency wants taken out. The intelligence agency doesn't just select anyone, they go through a long vetting process just like they would any other intelligence asset. In fact, the potential assassin has likely already provided good intelligence and assistance to them for years, already risked extensive jail time or worse. If you're a US military member that's been providing intelligence to the KGB for a decade and have already participated in sabotage efforts, you're already looking at treason charges if you're caught. Offing someone for the KGB isn't such an escalation. And when a nation-state hires someone to perform a killing, they also offer the person a plausible way out. The CIA can hire someone to kill someone for them in a foreign country and hand that person a US passport along with a few million safely in a US bank account in their name. Hell, they can make sure the assassin's family has been given US citizenship and is already in the US before the deed is done. The CIA assassin can perform the killing, and as long as they can get to US or friendly territory before the foreign cops catch up with them, they'll be completely free and clear. And regardless, their family will already be set for life in the US.

These are the kinds of scenarios where killings actually do occur in exchange for money. No one hires someone to kill another that they haven't heavily vetted. If a random civilian is going to hire someone else to kill someone, they won't hire a professional assassin. They'll hire their brother or their lover. Otherwise contract killings only are done by organizations like gangs or national intelligence agencies, and they only hire people to do so that they've worked with for years and who has already committed numerous less severe crimes for them in the past.

In short, there really is no such thing as a professional assassin that serves the general public. Maybe if you are the spouse of a high-level violent gang member, you might be able to convince them to use the gang's resources to pay one of their trusted members to kill someone in exchange for cash. But if you're just a random average person? Forget it. There simply are not professional contract killers hiding in the shadows that a random civilian can hire if they have the cash. Anyone claiming to be that is simply a cop. Any person who DID try to start a career like this would be caught very quickly and have a very, very short career.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 1 month ago

Look, I'll do it for a hundred bucks just to spite this person who wrote a pretty good reply. Be the chaos you want to see.

/s

[-] jrs100000@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

This applies to the US and western Europe. There are places in the world where hitmen can be hired by normal people, but they are closer to homeless drug addicts than the sort of professional you are probably envisioning.

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Every case of a random person hiring a "hitman" that I have heard of has, in fact, been someone hiring an undercover cop. And the people soliciting the services went to jail for a good long while.

[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Professional hitmen don't actually exist.

Sammy “The Bull” Gravano would probably disagree with you. He’d likely consider himself a professional since he admitted to involvement in 19 murders. Granted they were all mob related, and not “for hire” by anybody with a pile of cash and a grudge…

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Sure. But when I say, "professional hit man" I don't mean a gangster, a mobster, or a spy. I'm referring to more of the professional hitman as seen in popular culture: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProfessionalKiller

Think the trope in fiction. Someone wants someone killed. They find the shadiest person they can, like their tweaker cousin's dealer. They then ask this shady person if they can put them in touch with a contract killer. Through the grapevine, they meet with someone who is literally a professional killer-for-hire. The usual trope is some extremely well-put together gentleman; he probably wears a 3-piece suit and black leather gloves. He probably views killing as an art form. He takes professional pride in it. He's probably obsessed with expensive firearms and their various accessories, and he personally owns an arsenal big enough to take down the government of a modestly-sized city. Killing is his passion; he only charges at all because he has bills to pay like anyone else. The usual trope is to imagine someone as professional and presentable as the most formal lawyer or doctor you can imagine, except their business is killing.

While the real world version of a professional killer wouldn't be so extreme, the core should remain if they are to be a professional killer. They don't need to dress in a suit, have a private arsenal of rare expensive weapons, and speak in a British accent. But they should still meet the minimum definition of professional to count as a professional hitman. A "professional" is generally someone who offers a specific service to the public as their primary occupation. Lots of people know first aid. But only a doctor or a nurse makes medical care their actual profession. Most people can replace a light switch, but that doesn't make them a professional electrician. A professional usually sees some higher purpose or artfulness in their services and seeks to provide them to all that can afford them.

Sammy Gravano was a mobster, a terrible human being, and a ruthless killer. But he was a mobster first, and a killer second. He committed numerous other crimes on behalf of the mob, not just murder. And he didn't commit murders that weren't at the behest of the mob. You, as a random stranger, couldn't just knock on his door, hand him a bag full of cash, and get him to off someone for you. In fact, he would probably kill YOU just for trying.

Per OP's original question, Sammy Gravano does not count. There was no way for some random person back during his day to find him, hire him, and have him take someone out for them. He was a mobster, not a professional hitman-for-hire. And that is a crucial distinction.

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[-] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 48 points 1 month ago

From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they're a cop.

Unless you're in South Africa, in which case you can legitimately walk in to a bar and hire a murderer for a very reasonable price.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 29 points 1 month ago

From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

And the ones asking for payment up front will enjoy the free money. What, were you going to get a receipt for that?

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Seriously man, it's a good price, and I have a plan setup with Affirm for payments, you can spread it out over at least a year.

"You better hope I can't get no bullets on layaway..."

[-] Don_Dickle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

LMAO ok now you got me curious what consists of a reasonable price? If the guy I was first married to who beat the shit out of me and raped me how much would that be?

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Getting kinda specific here...

Edit: really sorry you went through that, but I hope you're not thinking about making a rash decision.

[-] Don_Dickle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Oh no been through therapy for it and left the state. Was just kind of curious if someone would kill a abuser/rapist at less of a rate than like an ex husband who is well off.

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[-] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

So what is a realistic price in a western country? And what about those darknet hitmans?

[-] python@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

Honestly, anything over 30k wouldn't really be worth it. Way easier to get a nice vacation and some therapy sessions for the same money instead of being that mad at someone.

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[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Its pretty easy to hire a hitman on the dark web. Just be aware, they all seem to be undercover FBI agents.

[-] Don_Dickle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

So what I just type in Hitman...not the game and there it is? Also how does one use the dark web? Never thought about it. But a friend or so called friend just got busted for hiring a hit man to kill her adult son. And when I knew here I had to teach her how to use windows and type. So I am guessing and correct me if I am wrong it must be pretty easy to use the dark web.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago

Please don't go further with your curiosity.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

You need a browser such as Tor to access the dark web, from there its similar to the rest of the internet. I'll let you figure out the rest and you too could be targeted by your own FBI sting!

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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Just stop man damn

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Or she just used Facebook marketplace.

[-] HATEFISH@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

For the most part it's just a different browser and way weirder looking links that make navigation too much of a chore for average day to day users, but there are link aggregators, forums, and search tools for finding whatever category of the web you're looking for.

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[-] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Well it makes sense to hire an FBI guy, they have the training and experience.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How easy or hard is it to hire a Hitman?

That's the man right there, Officer.

[-] Don_Dickle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Seriously though I don't know if it is a stupid ass trope or what but people seem easily to contact.

[-] philpo@feddit.org 24 points 1 month ago

Depends on who you know.

If you are well connected to a cartel or a similar crime organisation or at least in good standing with them: No, it's not that difficult, sadly.

If you are not, thankfully it's hard.

Why? Because it's illegal and that is a problem for the buyer in that case. Why? Because if you hire someone he can simply fuck off with the money. Now what do you do now? You can't go to the police or sue him. You can of course hire another hitman and try to kill the first hitman . But who guarantees that this hitman is not also fucking off with the money? (There was literally a case when this happened).

So unless you have some kind of "society net" behind you, that protects you from this, either via coercion ("Pablo will kill your family if you fuck off with his money, the buyer is his veterinarian!") or other guarantees ("You are no longer welcome with lemmafia, you screwed over one of us!") you are likely fucked.

And if you would,you would not ask that here.

Which is good.

The old school hitman that worked for a higher up in a syndicate has nearly disappeared these days at least in the industrial nations. DNA based investigation techniques are fairly common these days and it is nearly impossible to be certain that you left no traces. And these can fuck you over 20 years later. So it's not a long term career these days as people don't want to risk being caught for drunk driving 20 years later and now have a murder case brought up against them all of a sudden. Additionally these kind of people are a liability - they can connect someone who does not want to be connected to a crime to one. Which makes them very interesting witnesses.

Even the crime cartels often use kids/minors as hitman these days - sometimes even brought in from South America,etc. just for the crime. They have very little risk of detection as they won't be in any databases, they don't care if they get their DNA on something when they disappear into a slum (or worse) afterwards anyway and if caught they won't get harsh sentences most of the time.

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[-] Remoed@lemmings.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All you gotta do is use www.rentahitman.com They've been around for a few years now and have heard good things about them.

[-] clif@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Damn, beat me to it.

I can also recommend this service.

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[-] HowMany@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

Contact your local FBI office - they'll put you in touch with some of the people they're keeping an eye on. You'll have to wear a wire though.

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

As everyone already mentioned, all hitmen are just cops with a fake moustache.

So just skip the middleman, and start swatting your enemies. Same results, probably at a discount for you!

[-] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It's always a cop, not a hitman

[-] Bwaz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

There was a movie about this last year. It was based on a true story, but strays a bit from what actually happened. It's pretty good. It's called Hitman.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

It’s called Hitman.

There's also a series of science-based, 100% hitman simulator video games of the same name.

[-] sobanto@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

The German Name for the Film is "A killer romance". I dont know why they change the english name to an other english name but they did it.

Can recommend the film.

[-] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It's all about the marketing. They probably wanted German audiences to know its a romantic comedy and not just an action movie

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Last year? I only know 2007 and 2015 with 2007 being better IMO.

[-] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hit_Man_(2023_film)

That one. Glen Powell actually showed some serious acting chops in that movie, I really enjoyed it.

[-] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I watched this one in the last two weeks, would recommend for sure. They even go into detail about how public hitman requests aren’t a thing. Like other commenters have said, the ‘industry’ is primarily gangs, mobs, corporate or governmental agencies and all of them have their vetted, go-to guys. Not general public, and if you, as a normie, think you’re talking to one? They’re a cop, %100.

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[-] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

DM me, I'll hook you up 😇

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[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 7 points 1 month ago

Well first off go look at all those articles where someone hires a hitman and is arrested. its harder than that for sure but you keep seeing the stories pop up.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

From my understanding, in Brazil, you just ask your local dealer if he knows someone and he'll put you in touch

[-] Don_Dickle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ok that has me thinking never go to Brazil.

[-] tuckerm@supermeter.social 6 points 1 month ago

You need some kind of special coin -- no, I'm not sure where to get one -- and then you go to this hotel right here. Then you go to the bar and ask.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The dark web is a pretty good bet. Going into a bar is probably going to get you arrested.

If you go through the dark web don’t meet the hit man in person. Remain anonymous (plausible deniability). Use an anonymous way to send money. I have no experience in the dark web but I’d assume there is a way to do the equivalent of an escrow account. Where you put the money in and it won’t release until contract is complete.

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[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Asking about it on lemmy, i would say incredibly hard.

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