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[–] MultigrainCerealista@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can we please stop celebrating on this awful day, the diada of Catalonia when they lost their independence and became part of Spain you awful fucks

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[–] MultigrainCerealista@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’m not supposed to laugh at 9/11 but I’m allowed to hijack a jet in GTA who is the real monster

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[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)
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[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Anyone got one of those stupid horny copypastas with all the emojis for 9/11?

Like one of these:

MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩

MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁removed🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦

SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

first one i found and it's terribleBuckle 🔒 your seatbelts 💺 bitches 😏 because some terrWHOREists 🇦🇪🇸🇦 just hiJACKED OFF ✊🏻and SLAMMED 💥a second plane 🛬into your Lower 😰East 🧭Side🏙️ ! Don’t 🙅‍♀️believe the removedpiracies 👩🏼‍🔬, your wiki-leaking 👩🏼‍💻SLUT fuel ⛽️⛽️is gonna melt 🥵🥵 his steel beams 🏗️⛓️. NEVER FORGET 🫡 🕯️how we CAME 💦 together 🫂🤝 raising our flags 🇺🇸, TITS 🍒, and COCKS 🍆for our fellow Ameriremoved 🦅🗽👩🏻‍🚒

Thanks 🙏🏻to Bussy Bush 🌳🤠and his DEEP 🕳️state, TSA 👮🏻‍♂️can rub 🧼their hands 👐🏻all over your ASS 🍑of evil 😏. Daddy DICK Cheney 🍆 will be waiting to send the biggest 🥵, throbbing 😖, COCKtrymen 🫡🪖to spread 🙌🏻 freeDOM 🪢to your tight 😫, slimey 😽💧little cave🪨.

Send this to 0️⃣ patriots 😔 and you’ll go down somewhere 🚜 in Pennsylvania 🌾
Send this to 9️⃣ patriots and he’ll blast 🧨your pentagon 👨🏻‍✈️🔥
Send this to 1️⃣1️⃣ patriots and you’ll get BOTH ⚔️ twin towers 🏢🏢tonight 😳😏

(edit: c words removed)

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[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Considering how much US presidents and the CIA lie, I don’t think we’re ever going to truly know what happened 🥰

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Personally, I don't believe the towers ever collapsed. You can go to New York right now and see them right there, still standing. Explain that, liberals.

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Like the few soldiers who got tortured in Vietnam, 9/11 is an incredibly small price to pay in exchange for all the war crimes, destabilization, and brutalization that occurred before and after the attacks.

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[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ChefKalash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 years ago

Fuck it, I'm saying it dude

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

My day is gonna be fun. Someone in my group chat with “friends” will post unironic comments about 9/11. I’ll link to Blowback season one and beg everyone to just listen to the first ep at least. Which no one will do, and I’m gonna get read the RIOT Act by a couple of these people for “disrespecting what happened that day” and “politicizing it”

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[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (8 children)

9/11 Clothing I Found Whilst Look At Social Media

twin tower trousers

jesus and the towers

a collage I guess?

low effort meme

hooters never forgets

earnest irony made with afghan yarn

link to post

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

this is a sweatshirt I have

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[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

rocking up to jfk airport wearing 1&2 and seeing how long it takes me to get shot

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[–] newmou@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

I remember for so many years in middle and high school we would have to go outside to the flag pole and all have a silent moment to commemorate it

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's now officially 2AM on 9/11 my time. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

If you see a lib, tag me and I'll wreck 'em. I expect a few here.

Pee pee and poo poo

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[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)
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[–] pillow@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (17 children)

the "janitors in the building" - all salt-of-the-earth anti-imperialists I'm sure - are such a patsoc chestnut. if america deserved 9/11 then americans deserved 9/11, period.

imo it seems like a lot of american leftists are just nervous about them and their lib friends being held to account by the rest of the world starting to sharpen its pitchforks

I prefer james connolly's vibe

Let us say that we are sick of the canting talk of those who tell us that we must not blame the British people for the crimes of their rulers against Ireland. We do blame them.

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

The real tragedy of 9/11 in the US is that it isn't 7/11 again. The treats must flowdafoe-horror

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gonna post the “limp bizkit did 9/11” rant by Matt Christmas later

Keeping the auto correct

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[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we have FUCKING PRONOUNS pronounjak-rage thanks to nine eleven

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