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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 90 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm normally an inbox-zero kind of person, because unaddressed notifications are super stressful for me. But I haven't used gmail for anything but spam in a several years so this prompted me to go have a look:

3,958 in my inbox - and instead of stress, I love it. Over 1300 of those are because I, apparently, never deleted my ~~xenophobia.com~~ nextdoor account.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (4 children)

~~xenophobia.com~~ lol, that’s so true though. On mine there is a lady who posts about 100 times per day, so she clearly doesn’t have a job. And she is obsessed with thinking there are gunshots. We live in a super safe suburban neighborhood. There are no gunshots. It’s hilarious.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I stopped visiting very shortly after it opened up because every post was stuff like you said:

  • "Where those gunshots?"
    • No it was the prick 2 blocks over that lights off fireworks all year long or the train yard that's about a mile from here.
  • "Tall man in hoodie walks down street! Who has photos?"
    • I might. I'm tall, usually wear a hoodie, and am able to walk.
  • "Thieves walk among us! I left a bowl of walnuts on my porch overnight and now they're gone!!!"
    • That explains the squirrel sitting on my fence patting its belly.

I used to think I just had extra shitty neighbors, but I've heard similar from a lot of people.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Maybe it's not that the neighbours are awful but that the subset of neighbours that use this kind of app is mostly awful.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Omg, my neighbour feeds the squirrels also, because he thinks they can't fend for themselves.... So I had shells, bread, trays for water, etc. just littered at my front door. While he lives above me, not thinking about the consequences of feeding wild animals.

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The trouble is caused by completely unreasonable folks who if it weren't for the internet would be silently stuck in their house peering out the window and keeping their miserable energy to themselves.

...thinking about it a similar explanation goes for a lot of toxicity you see on the internet!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s me. I clap some 2x4s together occasionally, to keep her on her toes.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Doin' the Lord's work.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

We did have a hilarious troll who would rage about people taking a shit in their mailbox. Or maybe someone really kept shitting in their mailbox. Either was it was an entertaining read.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

more sad than funny tbh, the internet definetly broke old people

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

While I don’t disagree with you, she looks to be in her 50s. That’s hardly old. But yes, they fall prey to every single propaganda piece ever written on FB.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Y'all talking about the emails but I was shocked to learn that other people have enough texts to not read them all...

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

2FA codes where you can read everything you need from the notification area?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a government official, and my work cell is like that.

I don't respond to texts on that number because text messaging isn't a proper channel for official communication.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don't read them either though?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Nope. I'm not acting on any information that can't be pulled in an Open Records Request after I leave the city.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

🎶Blame it on my AD(H)D baby🎶

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it's over 1000 it should just display the infinity symbol like the GitHub PR UI, since it might as well be infinity

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lmao Github does that? May I see a screenshot?

[–] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't think so, it abbreviates it to 1k.

edit: yup, it does that

tensorflow repo screenshot with 3k PRs

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I can't recall the number of files needed for that but yes I've seen it a few times!

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Side note, but ever since I removed those app notifications, my experience with going through my home screen felt much better.

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago
[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What bothers me more is the 465 unread texts… man are you some kinda douchebag?!?!

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if groupchats are included in that number but depending on the groups you're in that could be accumulated in about 10 minutes.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Which is why I avoid group chats….

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago

This makes my eye twitchy.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to break his record.

And then some guy on YouTube is going to make a video about it called "the quest to beat Matt Turck"

[–] con_fig@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Calling for pepper

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

This guy does anxiety

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 3 points 2 months ago

Oh lawd that's a lot of messages on iMessage

[–] MediaSensationalism@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm sitting at around half that.