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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 104 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What if you're pirating to avoid agreeing to an EULA that lets a giant corporation murder your family members?

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 80 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that lawsuit from last week is also why I started pirating 20 years ago.

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 44 points 2 months ago

Try the Sony BMG Rootkit, contained on music CDs:

In 2005 it was revealed that the implementation of copy protection measures on about 22 million CDs distributed by Sony BMG installed one of two pieces of software that provided a form of digital rights management (DRM) by modifying the operating system to interfere with CD copying. Neither program could easily be uninstalled, and they created vulnerabilities that were exploited by unrelated malware. One of the programs would install and "phone home" with reports on the user's private listening habits, even if the user refused its end-user license agreement (EULA), while the other was not mentioned in the EULA at all. Both programs contained code from several pieces of copylefted free software in an apparent infringement of copyright, and configured the operating system to hide the software's existence, leading to both programs being classified as rootkits.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I have a few of those CD's. They also have copy protection to keep people from copying the CD's. It doesn't work.

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 months ago

You can't really have effective copy protection on any disc that can be played in a basic CD player; they're just too simple.

So Sony's approach was to put an autorun installer for a 'music player' on the disk too. If installed, it attempted to lock your CD drive from being used by any other software and couldn't be easily uninstalled. And they pirated open-source software (yes, that's possible) to build it.

SMH My Head.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Even if it did we's still find a way to copy it. I copy Ultra HD-Blu-rays I purchase to my hdd as a backup. DRM only serves to punish those who actually spend money on media.

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[-] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 months ago

Then you're violating the law! Just agree to the 40 page legalese text as if you were on an equal footing.

  • Let your personal pet lawyer read it if you can't.
  • Don't forget to read every change to them, because every EULA allows the vendor to change parts of the EULA at any time.
  • Enjoy having fewer rights to the bought stuff than a pirate does, because the EULA makes you waive them. Or will make you waive them.
[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I'm fine with people calling piracy theft, if it means they'll pirate more.

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[-] Sabin10@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

I'm over here pirating things because I don't want to pay for them but I'll probably never watch/play them. Which side of the image am I?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 42 points 2 months ago

Lagolas, Destroyer of Bandwidth.

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[-] soloner@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

I guess if you aren't consuming then you must just really enjoy the theft aspect of it. You're on the right

[-] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Once unskippable warnings and ads appeared on DVDs I bought, I became a lost cause.

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

ON DVDs???? No way they did that.... Jeez...

[-] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

It's just a better product.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yup, if you present me a side-by-side of the free one and the paid one when the free one is better even disregarding costs, I'm pirating 100% of the time.

  • "Oh, you'll only have access to this as long as our servers remain online or as long as we keep renewing the license."
  • "Sorry, your device needs to phone home to use this."
  • "Don't you love ads in your paid product?"
  • "You'll need to juggle several different services if you want what you can otherwise get for free on a central hub."
  • "Yes, you can only use this on one or two devices at a time thanks to DRM."
  • "Fuck you, you'll need an account with us to use this even though you bought it without that account somewhere else."
  • "This thing's only ongoing cost on our end is version updates you totally need and want, so it'll be an indefinite subscription (which we'll make a pain in the ass to cancel)."
  • "This game runs noticeably worse because of the shitty DRM we shoehorned in."
  • "You're saying you don't like being spied on for ad targeting?"
  • "You can only get this bundled with a bunch of other bullshit you don't want and would never pay for individually."
  • "Our UI that you're forced to interact with to use this is fucking garbage."
  • "We don't sell this anymore; ask Scalper4478 on eBay."
  • "We use the money that you pay us to lobby against your rights as a consumer."
  • "We somehow lack QoL features that the free version has."
[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I have a game my ex me for my Xbox I think it was rainbow six I've never played because I couldn't get through the obnoxious sign up process to play a goddamned game that I owned.

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[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

b-b-but it's not theft 😢

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[-] SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Theft is such an ugly word. It's really taking from the rich and giving to the poor.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Keep robbin', stay hoodin'.

[-] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't theft. It is something else.

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[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

You pirate content to save money and protest the excesses of capitalism.

I pirate content because I enjoy singing sea shanties with the mates while seeding torrents.

We are not the same.

[-] 13esq@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I just view it as a "try before you buy". I have loads of CDs and DVDs that I wouldn't have bought if I hadn't seen how good they were first.

If I try something and don't like it then I shouldn't have to pay for it.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
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[-] bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Because I'm a cheap bastard.

And also because I'm a third worlder and piracy is my only access.

[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 9 points 2 months ago

My friend (an old lady unfamiliar with pirates) bought a dvd the other day. A comedy from 15 years ago.

It had been censored. Offensive dialogue dubbed over. No warning on rhe package.

Yo ho forever.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

*bargain also known as 100% discount

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[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

If purchasing doesn't convey ownership, copying cannot be theft.

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[-] goldenex@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

And it's good for my financial health

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[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Morality is a great tool for justifying legal enforcement of my desires. All it takes is a good argument connecting the two.

The arguments are getting less good here tho. They're getting very thin and flimsy.

What would happen if we threw away the moral argument?

What if instead of offering a moral argument for why you shouldn't pirate their movies, Disney just said "come at me bro"?

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Then I would come. And by God would I die stealing the dumbest shit imaginable just for the sake of it

[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

This guy is theft-maxing

[-] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

If you can’t own it, you might as well “steal it”

But hey, property is theft anyways so who the fuck cares if I copy media without paying the ghouls who “own” the work made by other people they pay pennies of their dollar

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

I was just sick of looking through several apps to see if I had access to something.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You can also say that you download games from green steam *torrent

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

I just like getting my dumb blorbos without having to have a spreadsheet of where to find them scattered over 20 different services

[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And the selection is VASTLY superior.

Instead of accessing only what netflix is "offering" today, I have access to EVERYTHING. All the time. Forever. Even obscure weird old stuff.

The entire body of media created by the human race is mine!

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