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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago (3 children)

There might literally not be one single person on the planet less qualified to speak to the issue of "reasonable spending" than the guy who spent $44 billion dollars to make everybody hate Twitter.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

to make everybody hate Twitter.

That's a lofty goal though

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ehh, everybody already hated it before but they hated it while using it.

He made everybody hate it in a way that was different enough to actually kill it (slowly). It's already the same as seeing a greentext to most people at this point.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

idk money well spent imo

We should abolish money anyway

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That guy could like pay for people to crew tall ships and sail around doing mock pirate battles and treasure hunts or whatever fantasy he wanted to live out.

And he chooses to do this.

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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well shit, I guess he was a professional quote-maker all along. attlee-fedora

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because I have a nice rack. very-smart

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

The bourgeoisie is in it's decadent phase and we should mock them and then annihilate them

[–] goose@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It brings me some comfort to know for a fact that Elon Musk is worse at being a Poster than I will ever be at anything

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

It's practically his job, too

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

thirst for power two-wolves-1 two-wolves-2 narcissism

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I guess you could argue about all that in 2016, but we've seen what he did and what he's willing to do now, to be pretty fucking certain none of these things will ever happen under a republican president, and even less so under another Trump presidency.

[–] robinnist@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Only the democrats have the know-how to protect their “nation of immigrants” from being invaded by hordes of immigrants while not changing the imperialist policies that cause mass immigration in the first place! Kamala is brat and girlboss and republicans could never do genocide as good as her.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Great man theory is a cancer on society. Elon thinks he's one of them.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh but when I get high off my own farts I'm a pervert?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

I usually don't quote myself but sometimes I do.

I usually don't quote myself but sometimes I do.

I usually don't quote myself but sometimes I do.

I usually don't quote myself but sometimes I do.

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[–] roux@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

"Fuck both these fascist pieces of shit. I long for the day they are both dead and in the dirt." - roux

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

some day I'll be a professional quote maker just like him