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The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I'm in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.

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[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Descent, because some asshole playing Asteroids came and blew up the asteroid I was playing in from the outside before I could destroy the power reactor within...

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 10 months ago

I am currently playing Armored Core 6. IDK if that would be cool or scary... Do I have an AC? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I'm playing Witcher 2 and fighting the first boss and got stuck.

So, I'm screwed....a lot....

[โ€“] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 10 months ago

Noita, I am absolutely fucked before I even run into an enemy.

[โ€“] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Vagabond: Create a random Tarot card when a hand is played while you have 4$ or less.

I doubt I would even be bought from the shop most times. Unless I'm the player and not the most applicable joker, then having actual interest on 10$ might be a better life.

[โ€“] obsolete@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

I have been playing Resident Evil Village. Yeah, I am screwed.

[โ€“] ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

DayZ

Running zombies? Yeah that's a wrap.

[โ€“] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

I'd be just fine. Perhaps I'll respawn once or twice but at least I'll have fun

[โ€“] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

No no no, I'd rather not be a three dimensional human in the world of Paper Mario. Bro turns into airplanes and boats. If they fold me like that, I'm in for a painful and uncharacteristic death in that game.

[โ€“] node815@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago

GTAV online - I would totally end up being screwed with all of the mayhem in the public lobbies. I told my wife I think we'd probably be an unseen NPC homebodies never setting foot outside and ordering from the Pizza place. :)

If it was the GTAV Story mode, I think I'd be much better off and be part of the beach groups as I love the ocean IRL.

[โ€“] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

Forza Horizon 5, it's fine, I can drive a car.

[โ€“] Today@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Brick breaker.

[โ€“] Neon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

totk

on an Emulator

Not sure if that makes it worse or better.

I lost, so I guess I would be speaking German right now.

[โ€“] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 0 points 10 months ago

Factorio. I don't know how to build machinery from scratch so I'd be pretty fucked.

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