this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 104 points 2 years ago
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 102 points 2 years ago

my condolences

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The flavor of British food and the beauty of British women made British men the finest sailors in the world.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Helen of Troy was so beautiful she launched a thousand ships, so you can measure beauty in miliHelens based on how many ships are launched and ugliness in negative (how many ships are launched in the opposite direction).

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 15 points 2 years ago

Based on this website at its ugliest the UK had –2.3 Helens

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is nazi Germany the country with the most beauty in history? Imperial Japan?

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean, they launched a lot of ships themselves too, so it might be a wash. I'm also not sure how to count U-boats.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 years ago

Get well soon!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Is this what succesful Brexit looks like?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh, allow me to translate for our American audience.

Cunt = Hello.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought this was an Australian thing.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 years ago

Australians are all suntanned Brits.

[–] ReeSilva@bolha.forum 24 points 2 years ago

I'm afraid that UK could steal this post to show in one of their museums

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Big if true

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

My sincerest condolences.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

A common and very easy mistake to make...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m surprise they didn’t go with its official name, “terf island”.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sadly, there is more than one terf island

I’m watching the US become terf (turtle) island right now.

[–] kspatlas@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Random fact: the UK Revenue and Customs system is open source (it's written in Scala)

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago
[–] Dav09@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago
[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago

needs localization:

"whoopsy daisy"

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 3 points 2 years ago

That's unfortunate

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Skill Issues. Git gud and make it the United Republics already.