I can't believe I'm asking this again, but were there any drugs in his system? Preexisting conditions? I wish for a speedy end to his condition, but we all should keep in mind he was no saint.
I too wish for a speedy end to his condition
spoiler
That condition being life
You people are vicious.
I hope for a speedy recovery for this man, so that he is discharged from the med ward asap and back with his inmate friends.
He's got a criminal background so he definitely wasn't totally blameless in this! We need to get all the facts before we jump to conclusions here!
The article title is a bit misleading. He was stabbed last November, and moved to a different prison this month.
Turscak, who was charged with attempted murder, told correctional officers he would have killed Chauvin had they not responded so quickly.
aww i was hoping it was a separate incident
we should pardon anyone who stabs Derik Chauvin abd give them the Order of Lenin
Holy shit he got stabbed 22 fucking times LMAOOOOOO 
may his suffering end soon 
I hope they keep using things that are short and dull. Absolutely nothing should be off limits against Chauvin. And I mean nothing.
Poop knife
Where do you think the knife was hidden? /joke
It would be a funny bit to have a person hiding a shank up there who fastidiously sterilizes it before every stabbing though.
That's essentially how getting shanked in prison works. The shivs aren't very large, so they just stab you in the same spot over an over again. It creates a horrendous wound that ends up looking like getting a chunk of your side scooped out with a rusty melon baller.
This is the second time. He got staged 21 times in 2021.
poetic justice
it would be poetic if he was stabbed 846 times
I think it'd he funnier if they pinned him down and knelt on his neck and spine for 846 minutes.
All good options, I just wish it was possible to do them all
Let's make a compromise. We'll do all of them at the same time.
Good, if he were stabbed 23 times, that would have been stealing valor from Julius Caesar.
Oh no not murder cop
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
The American murder cop
The white American murder cop
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera in broad daylight
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera in broad daylight and actually faced consequences
The white American murder cop, famous for murdering on camera in broad daylight and actually faced consequences that actually resulted in prison time
Ah fuck there's still too many, I give up
actually faced consequences that actually resulted in prison time
That ought to narrow it down to single digits
why is he called Derek Chauvin when you Shove in the sharpened toothbrush handle shove out hot shank the pig? 
The only way to have him not get stabbed is solitary, I’m willing to make an exception for my anti solitary stance, it’s the only way we can prevent vigilantism undermining the justice done by his sentencing. (This is a joke, his sentence was too light and there is no justice in him ever seeing the light of day again unless it’s because it’s the dawn is breaking over the gallows erected for him).
Solitary sounds worse than death to me.
That was the general point, I wish worse than death upon him. Every cop deserves hell to be real. I genuinely wish eternal torment upon those I hate. Especially cops, but also chuds and western liberals in general.
I'm categorically opposed to torture, so I'd prefer he just die, but I love your energy tbh
Props on being more principled than me. I still think American cops who tortuously killpeople based on hate should be given the “Tibetan monk likes the way tattoos look on you treatment”
, down for a good time. In the ICU. Then solitary.
Kueng and Thao are both set to be released in 2025.
Open Season for pork.
Thoughts and prayers for this bad apple.
Get rekt bozo
did he make this facial expression
Inmates just trying to get a hog roast going.
again? lmao
maybe they should put him into solitary for the rest of his time, would definitely keep him safe 
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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