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Pack it up. Nothing can be funnier than this. agony-minion

Or perhaps, nothing can be funny anymore. desolate

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 43 points 4 weeks ago

Wow, grok managed to make minions worse

Grok is woke liz-society

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 4 weeks ago

We reached funniest of all time when Rick And Morty did Pickle Rick.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The funniest moment of that show, for me, was when real life revealed Justin Roiland was just a creepy bigoted piece of shit that abused people at the studio under pretenses of "getting into character" and hurled slurs and insults at teenage girls that didn't want to fuck him while revealing that his "aw geeze" Morty characterization was just how he talked when doing that to make it all somehow even more gross all the while. libertarian-alert

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 4 weeks ago

Broke: show with surface level lore
Woke: show with intense lore and irl ARG hunts
Droke: show with irl SA lore

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 4 weeks ago

I suppose for treat enjoyers that really, really fixate on "authenticity," Roiland being a drunk asshole sex pest outside of the show was just a plus in his favor.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

Nooooo don't you see he was method actinggggggg smuglord

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

I heard that so much from Christian Bale stans, too, and he was also a piece of shit, especially to catering and other studio employees. huey-lewis

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

turned myself into a groomer morty

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago

The other angle is he knows this sucks but it's his AI so he has to say it's funny

[-] MedicareForSome@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

Funny enough it's not even his AI. He is just running an image generator that came out recently called "Flux".

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

I wonder if my-hero knows, deep down, what a janky piece of shit the ZYBERTRUKKK is in a similar way, if that is so.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago

"Grok" is a concept from a Robert Heinlein novel. This is the most melon-musk thing possible.

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago

I always find it hilarious that Paul Verhoeven apparently read about 10 pages of Starship Troopers before throwing it out in disgust

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago

I really wish the satire landed with more people. Verhoeven himself publicly expressed frustration with how often people missed the point, even with the actors during the production itself. yea

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

What did he expect? The actors were Americans

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, I know it. And I've been argued at, exhaustively, about how "Stranger in a Strange Land" was somehow evidence that Heinlein was more sophisticated, nuanced, and beyond my comprehension than I realized after I said he was a fascist. morshupls

A story about the very special person who is the most very special and knows things better than anyone else and has lots of triumphant sexual victories while the weak inferiors are both too strong and too weak for him is very sophisticated, nuanced, and beyond my comprehension and is no way indicative of the fascist sympathies of Heinlein. morshupls

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago

Level 1 Heinlein take: He was very complicated

Level 2 Heinlein take: He was just a fascist

Level 3 Heinlein take: Transition could have saved her

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

Level 3 Heinlein take: Transition could have saved her

If only there was no such thing as fascist trans people. The concept still baffles me, but they exist. peppino-why

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[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 18 points 4 weeks ago

privately owned

He doesn't own shit in this case, he just had one of his lackeys make whatever LLM he ripped off for his chatbot prompt a Flux server instance. Flux itself is open source, has nothing to do with him or anything he's touched, and runs on midrange consumer hardware. It's also as horrifying as it is fascinating, because despite only a modest increase in system requirements over Stable Diffusion it's starting to lack the really obvious flaws that earlier models have.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

He doesn't have any financial stake in what he calls "Grok"? (fuck that name and fuck the novel it comes from btw, Heinlein was a creepy fascist no matter the "separate art from artist" excuses)

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know what Grok is under the hood, because it doesn't make sense for it to be its own independent model over just a modified version of some other presumably open source LLM that had permissive enough licensing for a derivative work to not mention it (or his lackeys just ripped one off and didn't credit it at all), but the image generator that it's prompting is just a Flux instance. So basically one of his lackeys set up some servers running something like comfyui (also open source) servers set to its remote API mode and got his chatbot to send API calls to them on request, and those servers are just running some basic workflow with the default Flux checkpoint.

I just want to emphasize that here he's trying to leach off open source research tech that he doesn't own and isn't involved with in any way.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

I just want to emphasize that here he's trying to leach off open source research tech that he doesn't own and isn't involved with in any way.

Doesn't sound that much different than a long tradition of billionaire fucks slapping their name and their rebranding labels over stuff they didn't make and don't even fully understand.

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Exactly. Flux isn't his and has nothing to do with him or his shitty companies and bumbling lackeys, he's just a middleman trying to grift off open source tech.

Extremely horrifying open source tech, but open source tech nonetheless.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

I think I understand. Still hate it, but I think I understand anyway.

Reminds me of how "deepfakes" are sort of home grown and open source creep shit now.

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

Yep. With a relatively modern midrange computer and the most basic of technical knowledge anyone can set up and run at least Stable Diffusion (and if they have an NVidia GPU "relatively modern" extends back to like the better 10 series cards from over a decade ago) and do basically anything with it, limited primarily by their VRAM and RAM vs the image size.

The one saving grace is that despite how trivially accessibly extremely powerful tools are, most of the AI enthusiast community is comprised of dipshit chuds who struggle to operate a simple prompt input box on something like A1111 and cry about how hard and confusing comfyui - which is literally just a node based flowchart that holds your hand through the whole process - is to use.

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[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

Anything generated by AI is going to be low quality slop just due to the very nature of how these images are produced. Because it can only cobble together existing images, it’ll never truly -

sees the image in question

spits out coffee

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HES YELLOW

HES FUCKIN YELLOW

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[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

He's so lame

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

These systems aren't intelligent because they're not trying to develop a langford basilisk to put us out of our collective misery.

Edit: the "langford basilisk" is a concept from science fiction of an image that for whatever reason causes damage to the human mind. Usually the conceit is it encodes information the mind can't process resulting in a severe seizure or similar outcome. David Langford explored the idea in some depth starting with a short story called B.L.I.T which is a meditation on terrorism, weapons proliferation, hate, the dangers of rapid scientific discover, and also a Nazi gets pwned

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

What if R0k0's Bas!l!sk but it wants to keep millions to billions of simulations around of everyone it doesn't like to be an unwilling audience to endless tedious cringe? no-mouth-must-scream

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago

Roko's basilisk is very funny because it's just a version of Pascal's Wager where if you think it's bullshit god just goes "understandable have a nice day" and only punishes you if you believe in it but don't sufficiently obsess about it.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Like so many other things techbros bloviate about, it's been thought of before, but because "history is bunk" and other cliches, they keep believing they're the first to discover concepts and keep stumbling over them while thinking they're being trailblazers.

Similarly, "similation theory" is just bazinga deism.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

No, "simulation theory" is bazinga solipsism, not bazinga deism.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

I am going to struggle session about this with you just a little bit: I call it bazinga deism because the claim that the universe and everything in it and all the natural laws the govern it is "just a computer program" and that there's some programmer(s) outside of it that set it all in motion and sort of stepped away sounds pretty damn deistic to me.

I agree it is also solipsism in application, especially because its primary adherents really want to see other people as "NPCs" to justify dehumanizing them.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

It does have that deistic element to it, but it's primarily solipsistic because they don't want to live in the simulated universe and accept it in its programmed natural laws, they want to escape the simulation because they believe it's all fundamentally unreal.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

So many of those fucks are the ones on the top of the monstrous system destroying the planet and all they seem to be interested in is trying to escape it, whether by fantastical fiefdoms on Mars or by "waking up" from the "simulation."

The system is that fucked. They don't seem satisfied with it, either. Then again, they tend to be psychological leaky buckets that can't ever be satisfied.

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[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

What if Roko's Basilisk has already happened and generative AI is its revenge against humanity.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I mean it gave me a sensible chuckle, that picture is not without humor at all. But the funniest picture ever? It's not even the funniest picture I saw today. Peezer was funnier by far.

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

Real lack of standards, your generation

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