You have to be pretty baby brained to think "burglar" is a category of person and not an activity. Yeah man, we just gotta round up all the criminals and ship them to Australia, that'll clean up the streets of England. There will be no more crime after that, because the crime-people are all gone you see

that fucking website man, I just can't with it anymore, just full of terrible people its so evil

NoHedgehog252 164 points 19 hours ago

I value a slice of cheese and a Ritz cracker more than a burglar's life.

In fact, if I was offered the death of every burglar in exchange for getting punched in the face once, I would take the face punch and millions of dead burglars.

what bizarre genie fantasy is this person living in

"yes, you will get three wishes, but you'll also get two black eyes and a bloody nose." ???

Hotdogman_unleashed 53 points 19 hours ago

Yeah if there was a magic button that once pressed, would eliminate all burglars from existence my regret is that I can only press it once.

?? you could keep pressing the button, even though it's pointless, but it sounds like this person is actually wishing to murder the same people multiple times instead of repeatedly pushing a button

maybe not, maybe somebody just needs to introduce them to stimming toys – "hey buddy, check it out! they make buttons you can keep pressing forever!"

Reddit really is liberal 4chan, except Redditors more openly share private information

Defending your home can only mean killing someone. There's literally no other option. I can't shout at them from another room, hide and call the police, threaten them to leave with a weapon, or fire some kind of warning shot. The only option is to kill someone and end a human life and condemn their entire being to oblivion.

Yes, I'm pro-life why do you ask?

I feel like if the push really came to shove they'd get PTSD from it or something

This is why shooting cops entering your home is completely valid

Those tacticool justified murder fantasy enjoying chuds are what I was talking about regarding zombie apocalypse power fantasy hogs.

All of the setup is just decoration and justification for "MURDER COOL OINK OINK" payoffs.

Americans are fucking psychos

I lost several weeks of my life to a job to get money to get the television. There is no difference between defending the TV and defending my body.

The boss who stole weeks of your life is the real burglar in this scenario and you should be able to shoot him if necessary

I think there's a huge difference between breaking into someone's home, or car/garage/shed/etc. If you are breaking into my car, or shed, you obviously are just looking to take things. I'll definitely yell, shine a flashlight on you, whatever. If you are unstable enough to break into someone's home, while they are there, asleep, your intentions are not clearly about taking my things. At that moment, you lose the right to be yelled at or scared off.

What is this face supposed to convey?

That meme is about sexism not self defense. You can argue pro or con if someone breaks in, possibly armed, people might be scared and fear being raped etc and have a right to defend themselves. The problem:

While you're arguing you're ignoring the sexism inherent in the depiction of the "annoying AOC women limbrol" on top vs the "grinning cool chad" on the bottom panel.

It's like the perfect meme complex to deliver it's fascist message hiding below a debatable shit-message. Both sides will repost this and debate and thus the sexist underlying message spreads.

Most Burgerlanders have wet dreams about their chance at a justified kill.

The fuck is wrong with Americans? So much obsession with elaborate fantasies of home invasions and stuff so they can jerk themselves off about being free from legal repercussions when they kill someone.

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