But! If you say that it is incapable of producing a flame or aroma, you get yelled at for two weeks. Then they agree with you. Then they give you another empty tin and expect you to be happy about it

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Bengay

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Hair

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cornpops, either that or a moldy corpse.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Corn pops

[–] Brickardo@feddit.nl 12 points 10 months ago

Ashes

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Soiled diaper and mottled flesh with a touch of mental decline.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Rotting brains

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

This candle actually absorbs smells bc its smelling you.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Formaldehyde with notes of leaded gasoline for some reason

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

nothing, since we're in the middle of a covid wave

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

mothballs but now im thinking that would probably be poisonous

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

vanilla.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Shit and baby powder

[–] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Death

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Real answer: sandalwood or one of those "old man scents" like tobacco or cedar

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

It's been a while since this site made me feel true revulsion

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Failure

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Just like in that weird dream you had!

guillotines

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Old moldy crumpled and slightly burned paper.

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Sex and candy

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

VOLITION [Trivial - Success] - Don't think about it. This man will never come anywhere near you. This supposedly man-scented candle will never come near you. Exploring this line of thought would not answer any interesting questions. Exploring this line of thought would definitely not make your life better in any way. In fact, it'd probably make it slightly worse, if anything.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Piss probably.

[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

liver and onions

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Deez

[–] Lawn_and_disorder@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

I assume something like the mummys they used to put in the pipes back in the days

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

burning tires

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Like truinas habadp resher.

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Retirement home.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

hair/shampoo

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

Elderberries, obvi.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

I just assumed he smells like a mix of mildew, camphor, and mothballs