It's actually the only candle that smells you

burned toast

you know how nursing homes smell? exactly like that.

Mothballs

It's actually just an empty tin.

But! If you say that it is incapable of producing a flame or aroma, you get yelled at for two weeks. Then they agree with you. Then they give you another empty tin and expect you to be happy about it

Bengay

Hair

Cornpops, either that or a moldy corpse.

Corn pops

Ashes

Soiled diaper and mottled flesh with a touch of mental decline.

Rotting brains

This candle actually absorbs smells bc its smelling you.

Formaldehyde with notes of leaded gasoline for some reason

nothing, since we're in the middle of a covid wave

mothballs but now im thinking that would probably be poisonous

vanilla.

Shit and baby powder

Death

Real answer: sandalwood or one of those "old man scents" like tobacco or cedar

It's been a while since this site made me feel true revulsion

Failure

Just like in that weird dream you had!

guillotines

Old moldy crumpled and slightly burned paper.

Sex and candy

VOLITION [Trivial - Success] - Don't think about it. This man will never come anywhere near you. This supposedly man-scented candle will never come near you. Exploring this line of thought would not answer any interesting questions. Exploring this line of thought would definitely not make your life better in any way. In fact, it'd probably make it slightly worse, if anything.

Piss probably.

liver and onions

Deez

I assume something like the mummys they used to put in the pipes back in the days

burning tires

Like truinas habadp resher.

Retirement home.

hair/shampoo

Elderberries, obvi.

I just assumed he smells like a mix of mildew, camphor, and mothballs