It's actually the only candle that smells you
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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you know how nursing homes smell? exactly like that.
Mothballs
Mothballs, old balls, and old mothballs.
It's actually just an empty tin.
But! If you say that it is incapable of producing a flame or aroma, you get yelled at for two weeks. Then they agree with you. Then they give you another empty tin and expect you to be happy about it
Bengay
Hair
Cornpops, either that or a moldy corpse.
Corn pops
Ashes
Soiled diaper and mottled flesh with a touch of mental decline.
Rotting brains
This candle actually absorbs smells bc its smelling you.
Formaldehyde with notes of leaded gasoline for some reason
nothing, since we're in the middle of a covid wave
mothballs but now im thinking that would probably be poisonous
vanilla.
Shit and baby powder
Death
Real answer: sandalwood or one of those "old man scents" like tobacco or cedar
It's been a while since this site made me feel true revulsion
Failure
Just like in that weird dream you had!
guillotines
Old moldy crumpled and slightly burned paper.
Sex and candy
VOLITION [Trivial - Success] - Don't think about it. This man will never come anywhere near you. This supposedly man-scented candle will never come near you. Exploring this line of thought would not answer any interesting questions. Exploring this line of thought would definitely not make your life better in any way. In fact, it'd probably make it slightly worse, if anything.
Piss probably.
liver and onions
Deez
I assume something like the mummys they used to put in the pipes back in the days
burning tires
Like truinas habadp resher.
Retirement home.
hair/shampoo
Elderberries, obvi.
I just assumed he smells like a mix of mildew, camphor, and mothballs