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[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Going by the demographic that stops me to talk about my car, the Subaru Baja is the most lesbian vehicle in existence.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

The Mazda Miata is gay for sure

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But cute and fun enough that us straight folks love it too.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago
[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Idk, the Impreza is probably the straightest Subaru

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Until you factor in all the "brojobs" that have taken place in them...

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hell yeah

chanting

BRO JOB! BRO JOB! BRO JOB! BRO JOB!

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

its not gay if the balls don't touch

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

I don't know, I prefer public trans-it

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

my car, it frequently has a man inside of it

[-] someone@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago
[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is this from Escape from LA?

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Escape From New York. It's The Duke's main car.

[-] Mog_Pharou@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I will always park my Miata next to other miatas if i see one so i can take a picture of them being cute and gay together

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

That's really cute

[-] ratboy@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Red 2002 subaru outback

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Cars don't feel attraction

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

They do when exposed to a highly strength magnet.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

what gender are they though?

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

1956 Oldsmobile rocket 88 V8

Source: regular car reviews

Tho I'm confident his source was made-it-the-fuck-up

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago
[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That was always my favorite car in Midtown Madness 2...

edit: idk if anyone else remembers this, but there was this skyscraper with some funky geometry (I think in the SF map) where driving into it at just the right angle with the Audi TT would let you drive straight up the building. God, I spent so many hours in MM2 just screwing around in free roam, what a great little game

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I remember that game. It was fun.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

but it sounds just like titty

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago
[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

I have to tell people to stop photographing my car.

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is it ok to buy a 2010 Chevrolet Spark as the first car? And what is the fair price for one in good condition? Thanks.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No idea, I saw this one in the wild but I don't know anything about it or the owner. This is not my car and I wouldn't post it even with the licence plate covered!

[-] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

All of them

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Well you see there are boy cars like Lightning McQueen or Mater and there are girl cars like Sally Carrera or Flo.
A car is gay when a boy car is attracted to another boy car or a girl car is attracted to another girl car.
No there's no such thing as nonbinary cars.
That's ridiculous.
Of course all cars have a gender.
What world do you think we live in?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Of course all cars have a gender.

The german language rn: squidward-nochill

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Neuter gender is still gender

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fuck, thought it was agender

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago
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[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Mitsuoka Motors is a Japanese custom coachbuilder that sells some of the gayest cars that can be acquired. They're so good.

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

All the cars in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.

Clown cars, they're just full of dudes.

Any large SUV with four-wheel-drive that doesn't see use, but its in a closeted way. Same goes for Pick-Ups and Harley Davidson's but it's got even more repressed energy.

For some reason almost all the dudes I know with forklift cert are bi or gay, but then again most of the dudes I know are bi or gay so... I'm still gonna say forklifts are gay and you can't stop me.

The general Lee is gay as hell.

The Toyota Corolla is mom-coded though. Don't ask me why, but it is.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Prius is actually cisgendered and heterosexualised

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The fact none of you have said Fiat 500 is astounding. Both the older and rebooted version

[-] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Mitsubishi Eclipse Convertible

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Honda Civic i-think-that

[-] Travelator@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 months ago

Enormous Ford "Super Duty" pickup, which oddly enough is factually synonymous with "giant piece of shit".

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
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[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

This but JD Vance is the driver:

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