This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.
Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid
I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.
It depends on how you drink it.
I still can't believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.
Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.
I can’t help but wonder if people were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?
Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?
I'd be too busy masturbating
absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me
No one was laughing, this is all fantasy in OOP's head
Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.
OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.
Drinking milk straight from the carton, in public?
Have you no self respect, Anon?
We're jealous you can drink milk at all without shitting yourself violently.
Too many lactose intolerant people.
his mistake was that it wasn't beer (alcohol) /s
Honestly, this reminds me of the "facebook crisis": it's forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.
What's a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!
Add some kahlua and vodka. You got a White Russian goin’.
One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a "weird cat" which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.
Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.
They know you paid for a cow to be raped, anon. They know you're a nasty carnist
Lmao
Sounds fake but okay.
