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I made the mistake of balking at some particularly unhinged Ukraine/Russia rhetoric offline yesterday and got called a vatnik, a tankie, a Russia lover and I was even suspected of being pro-Israel and apparently a nazbol Aimee Therese follower or something

I'm not even invested in this shit, I just find the insane saber-rattling and warmongering unsettling desolate

When someone tells you Putler's going to invade Estonia, Poland and Finland for Lebensraum next if he's not stopped in Ukraine, just nod your head solemnly

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[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 89 points 1 month ago

apparently a nazbol Aimee Therese follower

Oh no, you found another terminally online person. Nobody offline knows Aimee.

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

I was about to say I’ve never heard of her and I thought I was very online

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[-] Inui@lemmy.ml 82 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My friends: you hear about Russia sending ships to Cuba?

Me: yeah, it's great.

My friends:

I just want the US embargo to end so people can get essential supplies. If they have to get them from somewhere else, whose fault is that...

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[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 80 points 1 month ago

You got called a tankie IRL? That's so fucking funny, who were you even talking to? some Vaush horse enjoyer?

I would love to be called a tankie irl instead of having to debunk "Oh Israel is a ethnostate but they're a lot of ethnostates in the world and they don't get any flack" over and over again.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 72 points 1 month ago
[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

Depending the crowd usually can feign being a pacifist and then start to bring in counters to their brainworms slowly. Libs love idealism, talk idealism then give them the 'weird internet politics' in small pieces and they'll be nodding their heads.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Liberals love to talk down to others, and hate being talked down to. If you can shape your argument such that they can feel some bit of smugness you can reel them in. It works especially well for intellectual liberals if you appeal to their intelligence.

[-] crime@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

Just pretend to agree with them and put words in their mouth. "Yeah, I can't believe that deranged trumpists think {thing that the libs are trying to advocate for}, you're so right that {position you want the lib to hold}."

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

This is what all my successes in this boil down to

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

counterpoint: trueanon rule: be normal

Death to America

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

The “normal” in America is incoherent potato in a sack with a random grab bag of loosely held opinions on a bullet point list of “issues”.

Instead of trying to be a rational debater building on first principles and being boring as hell and caught up in the liberal gishgallop, you should instead find their language and speak it - insofar as it aligns with communism in any way.

Most people aren’t “normal” is the boring CNN way. Most people have a few “extreme” beliefs that are incoherent when held with their other opinions.

If I’m talking to a libertarianesque boomer white guy with a few conspiracisms I will talk about NSA, CIA coups, US deep state, corporate lobbying and control, democracy being incompatible with large capital accumulation, wars, etc.

If I’m talking to my social liberal Egyptian Muslim aunt I will focus on US destroying Arab nationalism, Nasser, Israel, the destruction of the progressive nations throughout the Middle East and backing of extremist jihadist forces that are all complete infidel mercenaries posing as devout Islamists - fake Muslims.

Don’t “be normal”. Read the room and speak in their language, always bring the point back to anti-imperialism, revolutionary defeatism & class war. These concerns override all others when speaking of politics in the imperialist west, however you can twist the potatoes logic against them towards these aims is how you should approach it

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[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 68 points 1 month ago

I always argue when I get the chance. I've had family members who I thought were regular libs call for dobas/gaza to be ethnically cleansed, no way I'm letting that shit fly unchallenged.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

Just openly snickering at my uncle saying China plans to invade the Continental US, asking him with what transportation while trying to hold back laughs

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

the SEE SEE PEE is going to build an EVIL HIGH SPEED TRAIN across the pacific

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

He was frustrated by the question and suggested shipping containers, and I asked him if he knows about port controls and scanners

the conversation did not go further, lmao

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Wait like the entire PLA was going to hid in shipping containers and invade by popping out all at once like a Trojan horse?

lol. Lmao even. This dude sounds hilarious

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[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

as explained in the films & video games providing documentary evidence of soviet plans for a cross-pacific invasion such as Red Dawn, World in Conflict, and Homefront, an invasion force can totally be conveyed in an unscheduled, unescorted container fleet arriving on the west coast very-smart you were speaking to a true scholar of the art of war

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[-] flan@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago

got called a vatnik, a tankie, a Russia lover

that is more online than being against the ukraine war

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

I had a friend yesterday say Ukraine has to win... I just said "but they aren't and they won't, the occupied area is going to be annexed". Then went on about how the major powers are just treating the country as a pawn. They shut up pretty quick.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Based and realism-pilled

The best way to defeat Liberal idealist nonsense is dunking their head in cold water

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago

It's funny because my friend group basically does that when I go off on political stuff because A) my sheer force of will, B) I have a degree in history (associates, but still) and C) they're mostly laid-back nerds

The one time there was push back, it was the member of the friend group we expelled because he yelled slurs at his newborn son while we were playing a game

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

How dare you oppress him for his culture freeze-gamer

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At this point it's widely acknowledged that ukraine cannot win back the territory militarily. So build everything on that undeniable standpoint and you can't really be accused of anything. The onus is them to convince you you should gaf about the territorial integrity of a country halfway around the world that didn't exist before 1990. NYT reported that US intelligence does not believe russia wants to invade other countries (this was phrased as "it has always held this to be true", a hilarious admission).

If they really push the issue I might bring up that east & west ukraine have very different attitudes toward Bandera so what's the loss, let the banderites have the west where they can all circlejerk about their fascist hero in peace.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Communists disdain to hide their views.

[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

I'm not gonna jump straight to stanning DPRK with people (though I definitely will plant the seed about the insane propaganda being fake and the insanity of the US bombing campaign and shit) but honestly its rare that I get someone who is committed enough to their political stances to push back when presented with someone who clearly has thought more about it and is more familiar wit hthe situation. So I just go for it, more or less.

[-] dirtybeerglass@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

I’m only here because they call me tankie everywhere else and I dont even like any of you.

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
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[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Yeah I'm a russia lover. I love Russia so fucking much. I want them to have nothing but amusement parks, sweet treats, and good times. My little babies.

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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

A little while ago my friend and I were talking and he was despairing of the left's chances generally because of us politics horserace stuff. I pointed out that China is doing pretty great and he hit me with "authoritarianism."

But we've both been to China so I just asked him if it seemed authoritarian when he was there and he said no.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

It sounds like the person you were talking to also has weird internet politics

Sorry how did someone pull out Aimee Terese references and "vatnik" at you and make you come away feeling too online

Look at this shit. We are under a Paleblood sky.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

For context, I live in Finland and everyone I know regardless of their political leanings has been on full Putler mode for three years now

NOOOOOOO NOT FINLAND NO I'M SORRY

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

i think you should develop your political beliefs so that they stand up to some minor questioning from someone who has not done any research on the issue at all. like, have a quick, intelligible response to reasonable questions like "but isn't invading a sovereign nation a bad thing to do?"

[-] miz@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

isn't invading a sovereign nation a bad thing to do?

no-oil

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

I'm surrounded by oinking hogs so a part of my weird internet politics actually vibes with them really easily, problem there is that any time culture war bullshit comes up I get basically the same treatment you're describing but in a hog-talk style.

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

IDK I bring up some stuff that's pretty outside the mainstream on the regular, people are pretty receptive nowadays I'm finding (Philly). Our analysis conforms with reality for most people, weird. This can of course always happen, you found someone whose programming at that point was just going to totally shutdown on or reject some points.

Anecdotal but if it's any consolation I met a guy in a random video chat (minichat/ome dot TV/chatruletka network) who was in Ukraine, with his wife and cat. They were in a rolling power outage and bored, he was pretty articulate but his wife had way better English. They were actually on the level and agreed that they were just getting fucked by NATO too, and the war should have ended years ago rather than what's been going on. I didn't even bring it up.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Fake. Z post IRL. People can smell your half-baked unconfident position and it’s contradictions. You will only win them over with full throated anti-imperialism

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

I rolled a nat 20 to dodge some libshit during a party last night. I forget exactly what it was but it was related to Israel and I managed to side-step and keep things some kind of on-topic.

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I told my friend I eat some beanis and he called me a Crypto bro. deeper-sadness

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I just go quiet when anyone start yapping Lib or Chud shit and just say "uh hun, yeah" and don't give them anything till they get bored and go back to talking about other shit.

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[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I usually have to open up with "fuck Putin, but..." because the US and Nato have really done more damage to Ukraine than Russia was ever intending to do.

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