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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 143 points 2 years ago

1000016598 Instant prison Bye bye :D

[–] EndOfLine@lemm.ee 94 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is a cerebral palsy anime?

[–] win95@lemmy.zip 44 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: I tried looking up things about cerebral palsy and got warned about illegal activity. Was confused for a while.

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 years ago

Clearly I’ve got to check out Club Penguin’s anime

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)

FBI watchlist speedrun any%

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

OP, with that title, is definitely on the list. Along with all of us.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's why I'm not posting in this thread.

Oh fuck.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Cool, that's just a lie, but ok.

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[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 64 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Elder Scrolls Online's xp levels after reaching level 50 are called Champion Points, frequently shortened in and out of game to CP...

"Bro I got almost 2000CP I'm doing way better than you"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Same with "Completion Points" in the Yakuza games πŸ˜„

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Same with "Combat Power" in PokΓ©mon go.

[–] kspatlas@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

In Geometry dash, creator points are abbreviated to CP, so Geometry Dash level creators sometimes brag about "having lots of CP"

some of my friends have grinded all the way to CP 3600 and sheesh they're sweaty

[–] MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

anyways I've heard good things about Cyberpunk, maybe I should start watching it too πŸ€”

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

The Netflix show was excellent.

[–] BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The animation is flashy but the plot and storytelling can't even compare to the game.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought the plot and storytelling was heart-wrenching. It's only like ten episodes where the game is like 60-80 hours of content, and it only follows one specific plot thread, not the dozens in the game. So I feel like it's unfair to try and draw a one-to-one comparison between the two.

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[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Cyberpunk Edgerunners (the Netflix anime) is pretty damn great and well worth the watch.

Cyberpunk 2077 is a pretty decent game too. Not a masterpiece it was originally hyped up to be, and a lot of things in the game just painfully remind me of things that other games do better, but it's still a pretty damn gripping game with pretty incredible atmosphere and style. Probably pretty high in my best games of the decade list.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My company was developing a product they branded with a "CP" abbreviation. I told then to, you know, not do that, but our marketing said they already internally committed and I was making a deal over nothing.

Fortunately the product concept was also dumb and failed miserably before anyone in the industry could point it out.

I also am amazed that IBM branded a whole product line as "SurePOS".

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

PoS is a really common abbreviation for Point of Sale hardware and software.

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is partly because there is no such thing as a non-POS point of sale system.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The people who picked Point Of Sale as the term for these systems knew exactly what was going to happen. I cannot be convinced otherwise.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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does frank reynolds work or your company or something?

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First of all, Jesus Christ.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

There's a local group that works with kids that goes by CP Theater. It's short for Christian Performance Theater. I think they're just starting to catch on that they need to change their acronym to something else.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now look, I like chicken parmesan, but I also know better than to abbreviate it. Not everything needs to be given shorthand. But if you're going to acronymize something, for gawdsake look it up first.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 2 years ago

Gonna check out this Civil Protection anime i didn't know exists, sounds cool.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even if you like the anime, I wouldn't bother with the real thing. Candlestick Park hasn't been the same since the Giants stopped playing there.

[–] shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

Oh dear... that was an unfortunate oversight... blobcat, sweat

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That title......is.......sure something.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago

Christopher Poole?

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Absolutely no one is surprised about the anime version. Why are we like this anime friends?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man, I could really go for some CP right now, it gets me hot like nothing else! What, you never had Chili Peppers?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Only the Red Hot kind and I'm not that big of a fan.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Damn, I didn't know the competitive tf2 scene, usually run using the gamemode "control points", had an anime...

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Anime and cp go hand in hand

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 4 points 2 years ago

COD points?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Moe communities are leaking.

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