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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 102 points 1 month ago

This is what it feels like to have bilingual parents that only teach you English.

[-] tweeks@feddit.nl 23 points 1 month ago

Not to mention when that 'English' that you learn from them is a mix of non-existing, made-up words in three languages and bad pronunciations.. and voilà, you can only use that 'language' with your parents.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 12 points 1 month ago

That's what it's like with parents that know another language but didn't have formal education so you speak to anyone in that language but you're crude and using slang for everything

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We did that. My spouse speaks native Korean, I speak Tagalog as a second language (English native), and our kids only know English. I think Tagalog is quite useless so I haven't bothered teaching them, but my spouse has no excuse. I speak a little German, but not enough to teach them, just enough to curse while driving.

I've resorted to learning Spanish with my kids, which is at least useful, but I'm sure I'm teaching the wrong.

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[-] truenekomancer@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

And the opposite is just a seahorse.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

uM acKchuAllY that would be a centaur/mermaid hybrid

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's your cool older brother Aquadonnis the Seahorse God and you're just Ben

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[-] snooggums@midwest.social 39 points 1 month ago

So, a mertaur?

Sounds like a pegacorn: Head of a pegasus and the body of a unicorn.

[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I love this. My next mounted D&D character is absolutely going to ride a Pegacorn.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

....oooh-kaaay.

I guess we'll get a roll for animal handling, but that's going to be a strength check in this situation.

Also performance at very high, because obviously everyone is looking on in horror and it's going to take every ounce of charisma you've got to hold this village's respect.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

You'd have to crit to avoid disgust, respect isn't even on the table at this point.

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[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Make the lore be that they are both recessive traits, so your version of a Pegacorn is ridiculously rare.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I had to reread that sentence several times because I kept reading it as “asparagus” instead of “Pegasus.”

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[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

"Naaaaaayyyyy"

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Wait, don't minotaur also have hoofed legs like a satyr?? They'd end up with something non-human if you only get parts from the parents.

[-] dwindling7373@feddit.it 6 points 1 month ago

I was under the impression it looks just like a human with a bull's head (and superstrenght).

Also somehow not herbivore.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Ive seen both depictions i think

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yea, I've seen both, too, but the hoofed legs far outnumber human legs.

Is this how satyr are born?

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[-] norimee@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Imagine the opposite. I guess a bulls head with a mermaids tail doesn't fit neither sea nor land very well.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

You’d just be a sea cow, so a manatee!

You use your tail to move through water, but you use your face to much vegetation and breathe air.

[-] AkinAces@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I feel like that would fit a surf-and-turf pretty well

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

But you're naturally buff with a nice face and great voice.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

don't think about them fucking don't think about them fucking don't think about them fucking don't think about them fucking don't think about them fucking don't think about them fucking don't think about them fucking don't think about them fucking

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Well, if we're going off of classical depictions of the species in question, that isn't too hard.

But now don't think about the minotaur jerking it over a clutch of mermaid eggs.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Imagine being just some guy. scratches head

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Uh,

~~Both are only human above the waist.~~ (Never mind, I'm thinking of a centaur)

You'd just be a torso.

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No you're right. Googling minotaurs shows hoofed lowers, human torso, bull head.

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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

neither one has human legs DNA

[-] equivocal@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Do we know that for certain? Maybe they have the DNA but it isn't the resulting phenotype. I.E. There is nothing preventing two brunettes from having redheaded children.

[-] nexas_XIII@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I guess I'm confused what you mean. From ancient Greek mythology "The mythological accounts describe the Minotaur as having the body of a man and the head and tail of a bull."

Minus the trail the legs should essentially be human, no? But if we go into DNA then neither have any human DNA right? Since they're their own species and should have their own DNA.

[-] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

The.minotaur often gets shown with hoofs (hooves?) and furry legs

[-] nexas_XIII@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I think that's other fantasy settings making their own interpretation, but the original minotaur from my understanding had human legs and feet.

[-] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago
[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Ummm to clarify so is mom..

This?

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Minotaur, not centaur. Human frame, bull head

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What if you're just some guy with minotaur strength and the mermaid ability to breathe underwater?

[-] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Would it be a Minomaid or a Mermataur?

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

Have to be mermataur. Minomaid is orange juice ;)

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[-] art@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

How do you know I'm not?

[-] medusa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Mother: Goddess

Father: Manitaur - man-centaur

You: just some guy

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