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Is he actually just dead? (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by jackmarxist@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 66 points 3 months ago

Please be dead. I want COVID to kill someone famous and powerful in 2024.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

it didn't get jair, boris, or donald. at least give us joe

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Probably part of the reason no one takes COVID seriously is because it didn't kill any if their vapid idols.

Hear me, O Death
Take Joe's last breath

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble!

Fire burn and caldron bubble!

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 59 points 3 months ago

Every time someone on here speculates about him being dead it charges his phylactery up for another year

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 53 points 3 months ago

I did other stuff too. I ate solid food. I walked the corridors by myself. Sat on chairs without falling off.

I'm not in pain.

Thank you.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago

It's always good to breathe and move around like a living person. I love not being dead from COVID!

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

is there any other videos or pictures of him besides this stuff?

[-] rayne@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Harris is taking over his meeting with Bibi too.

If we don't see him in front of live reporters by the end of the week, yeah I think he's dead.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

Could also be that Covid pretty severely fucked him up and he’s in worse shape than he was before the infection, and they don’t want people to see that

[-] rayne@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

Yeah actually just watched a YouTube video of him getting on Air Force One. I don't think it's fake. He looks like shit. Very old shaky. At first I thought maybe it was a body double but, if so the body double is a very good actor.

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

the joe biden draw a clock challenge is fast becoming the joe biden appear in public challenge

Death to America

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

brump

Listen Jack, I may not be Stan Chera but I'm going tf out

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

he has entered a new phase

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

he's not dead, but they ARE trying to kill him

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

open-biden "You had an entire week and this is the best body double you could find?!"

the-democrat "Yeah, it's not great...But! If you only view him from sharp angles and large distances...I mean, have you seen the AI-ldritch horrors people go along with? They won't even blink an eye!"