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[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 142 points 4 months ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for a system of government.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 47 points 4 months ago

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It's for... a personal project.

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 months ago

Are we to believe that famous actress Margot Robbie doesn't have some sort of connection for bulk medieval weaponry?

I am shocked and dismayed.

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[-] davel@lemmy.ml 72 points 4 months ago
[-] Hubi@feddit.org 29 points 4 months ago

That wasn't really a thing in medieval times. I'm afraid an axe will have to do.

[-] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago
[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Of course! It's the superior siege engine.

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[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I dunno, that was invented to make beheadings more humane...let's go back to an axe.

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[-] nick@midwest.social 66 points 4 months ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

guillotines are renaissance era.

[-] draughtcyclist@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

Giant shirtless executioners then, I guess.

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[-] Kayday@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

See, that kind of back talk puts you first in line for the period-inaccurate execution.

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[-] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 57 points 4 months ago
[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 months ago

My non-joke answer is apprenticeship. Kids could actually learn how to do a valuable job rather than graduating from high school with almost no useful skills.

[-] norimee@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Thats not medieval, thats everywhere exept the US of A.

Where I live, apprenticeships are officially regulated and for many proffessions you are not allowed to open a business without proper qualification.

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[-] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 12 points 4 months ago

TIL that the US doesn't have apprenticeships. We have them over here in Australia, for the usual trades. But we also regulate a lot of those things - we're not allowed to handle our own electrical work if we're not trade qualified.

How does it work in the US, if a kid wants to become, say, a plumber?

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

Having most of the year off for festivals and holy days

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

Good news: take up subsistence farming, no healthcare, no electricity, and make everything yourself, and you too can have half the year "off".

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

I mean the reality was that the time "off" was spent farming their own land, taking care of animals, fixing the house and doing the insane number of household tasks that come with premodern living. Spend a few days just cooking in a medieval style, and you'll quickly realize it's a LOT of work.

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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Our leaders fighting in the wars they start.

You wanted it... go fucking get it cowards.

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago
[-] Toribor@corndog.social 42 points 4 months ago

Cloaks would be cool. I know that's more of a fantasy aesthetic than a medieval one but they are cool enough that it shouldn't matter.

[-] Leg@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago

I have a cloak vendor bookmarked. I haven't pulled the trigger because I don't know if I wanna be the cloak guy, but dammit I want a cloak.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

You can't just say this without posting the link to the cloak vendor!

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 months ago

Inns, especially if they've got an enormous pot of perpetual stew, and people are giving out quests.

[-] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

That sounds an awful lot like restaurants and jobs...

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[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

Catapults, just to irritate the trebuchet people.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 33 points 4 months ago
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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Peasant uprisings, to take down the kings of today.

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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Fucking guillotines already

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[-] mlg@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Random pedestals with swords driven into them lol

[-] Arfman@aussie.zone 22 points 4 months ago

Maybe a system where strange women lying in ponds distributing swords might actually be better

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Dueling. I say we use it as an option to reply to a civil lawsuit. Able bodied adults only, no proxies, and if you refuse then you have to do a trial and they can weigh your refusal as evidence against you.

Swords only, no guns.

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

Mandatory longbow training for yoemen and yoewomen. Let's get those skills trained up in case we're ever facing a charge of French knights.

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

I guess we could use a little ice age right around now, and it would also be nice to have a Renaissance around the corner.

Someone said inns and taverns, and yes it's a missing piece of housing here - long term hotels with food, bars/restaurants with rooms to rent above.

Not much though, it is not a time I'd visit.

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[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

Bathhouses. The local Quicklee's just doesn't do it.

[-] Railison@aussie.zone 15 points 4 months ago
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[-] Phenomephrene@thebrainbin.org 15 points 4 months ago

Royalty and nobility taking part in actual on-the-ground warfare. I'd be curious if that would have any effect on military operations...

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago

I unplug for a few days and this pops up on my feed. ??????????

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[-] venoft@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The stockade is something we desperately need. Some people need to learn how other people see them. Driving 50mph in a living area, stockade. Making a lot of noise at 6 in the morning, believe it or not, stockade. Being a racist cunt, straight to the stockade.

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[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago
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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 12 points 4 months ago

Doug Rushkoff had a talk where he called out local currency as a thing he’d like to bring back from the medieval.

Exclusive to the community, and only valid for a short period of time, so you can’t hoard it or siphon the wealth to another community.

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