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Famous last words? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

I have a buddy with adhd and he's also a musician.

He forgot he had to make a music video.

Not like he really ought to make one to market himself. He is contractually obligated to make a music video and he forgot.... well he forgot until it was just barely possible if everything went smoothly and he ran himself ragged.

[-] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

Shut up mom.

[-] Krejall@ttrpg.network 27 points 2 days ago

I went to my boss to ask for some time off and she reminded me that I had already requested the same days off weeks ago, been approved, talked about plans, then forgotten all of it.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 36 points 2 days ago

I legit forgot my roommate's name in college while he was right in front of me.

[-] optissima@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Forgot the name of my partner of 5 months, it's rough...

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 2 days ago

"...Mulva?"

[-] tacofox@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

You don’t have a partner! Oh yeah? prove it, what’s their name!? OP: ….

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

The good news is you can just call them "honey" and they'll never know!

[-] optissima@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Better news they were calling to break up with me, so I kind of dodged it lmao

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I'm breaking up with you..."

"Sorry, who's that again?"

[-] Cube6392@beehaw.org 37 points 2 days ago

Nothing wounds me more than people saying if I cared I'd remember

Next time someone says that, respond with "wow, so fuck anyone with brain issues that keep them from forming memories the same way you do, right? Guess grandpa Rick doesn't care about my family since his accident, huh."

you having a grandpa Rick, or family to speak of, is irrelevant. The point is, it forces them to confront the fact that there are many reasons someone might forget a thing. They'll probably still be shift about it, but at least when they've unbunched their loads, they might think twice before immediately concluding the other person sucks for forgetting a thing.

Maybe I'm being optimistic with that, but I don't appreciate when people try to assign my motives to me, instead of understanding my own, and get confrontational when that happens.

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago
[-] Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf 1 points 21 hours ago

OP, who is a mod, refuses to remove actual 2.5 men content as seen above, and chooses to discriminate and mod abuse by removing my mention of it.

If you can read this, db0, you're a joke. And not a good one.

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world -2 points 20 hours ago

It is due to breaking the only rule this community has:

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

The addition of "important" at the last frame really weakens it

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Here ya go:

[-] li10@feddit.uk 24 points 2 days ago

Getting home at midnight and realising I haven’t eaten and have no food in…

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 19 points 2 days ago

Looking in the oven and seeing yesterday's food is still in there

[-] kopasz7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I guess it's fasting day then.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Third day in a row, let's freaking go. It's for science at this point

[-] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 2 days ago

That's when you eat chips. Or biscuits. Or bread sticks dipped in raw pasta sauce.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

I have none of these things.

The convenience closes at 11:59.

I guess I'll starve until morning.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

You're just intermittent fasting

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

"I forget everything so I guess nothing's important?"

"Well, in the grand scheme of things......"

I also like to go with "Cosmically, nothing we ever do will amount to more than the life of a fly, so the end result is the same."

It doesn't go over well...

[-] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Absurdism says you just don't care and do your stuff anyway

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

“Wow in all my decades on this planet I’ve never heard that before and you saying it just now has completely solved the problem! It’s just a lack of perspective! Wow that was so easy! So I guess you forgot about your wedding anniversary last week because it wasn’t important?”

Seriously though - because people just expect me to forget things I get absolutely dog piled if I forget even the smallest thing, but when other people forget things they also remind me that I forget things all the time and give me the “it’s important so remember” nonsense. It drives me crazy.

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

One of my friends apparently organized a hang out for all of us this weekend, two weeks ago, but I forgot about it and he got mad

That same friend asked me if I wanted to go to a concert at least twice in the couple of hours we were hanging out

Ok, MICHAEL, I see how it is!

I still say that, knowing fully damn well that it probably was important and I going to feel like shit later for forgetting.

Me when not on medication

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Charlie Sheen, the neurotypical standard.

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this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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