They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.
Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.
In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.
or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too
They say there are no asexuals in fox holes
African or European swallow?
I don't know thaaaaaahhhhhh!
That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?
If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?
Or whatever.
Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..
And many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.
Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.
Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.
buy twitter
call it nutter
fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm
Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.
“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
Wasn't he fairly religious?
so too are a lot of gay men
Also Sir Isaac Newton:
I was gonna comment "yeah, but Leibniz fucks!" but then I decided to fact-check myself.
"Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary."
...well, shit. The meme checks out!
Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.
That's possible, but if that were the case I'd expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.
At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That's even better than scientific fame.
Inb4 the "[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!"
Well that confirms it then... Leibniz was ace.
Um, I'm pretty sure that's Brian May.
His other calculus half also had a beautiful mane
What's the tangent on those curls?
Approaching infinite volume, by the looks of them
I wonder if he had some sort of penile disorder that was untreatable at the time.
