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submitted 2 months ago by pooh@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

I went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It's hypoallergenic and since it's made from silicon it's easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Nerd! I ran the garden hose til the earth was just soft enough and I fucked the muddy hole in the ground

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

btfod did love unto a hillock theory-gary

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Look Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!