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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!

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[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 4 months ago

President Trump, I really appreciate your farm bill in 2018 to make America great again!

As a first time presidential voter, I have to ask you about the issues that truly matter in 2024. What would it take for you to willingly transition to a trans woman and permanently take away the title of first woman president from Crooked Hillary?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

The Trump Farm Bill was the greatest Farm Bill in American history, and was an important part of Making America Great Again. Unfortunately the Democrats are intent on undoing the good work the Trump Presidency has done for the American People!

Crooked Hillary? She's irrelevant. It's yesterday's news! Get this woke nonsense out of my Presidential face!

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Of course, Mr. President. I'm sad for this country to hear that being crooked wasn't enough and she went woke now too!

I've heard rumors that Q works for you. Is this true or more RINO nonsense? If it isn't just the wokists, have you learned how to play 4D chess or maybe even time travel?

Thank you so much for your time, Mr. President.

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

This "Q" is a false idol, folks! The only one you need to follow is me, got it? We don't need any fancy games or science to Make America Great Again. We're going to do it with American grit. Got it?

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