Where we live we don't have proper drainage because it never rained here until the climate started dying but we have little dips at intersections that sort of funtion as drainage I guess.

But we used to live by a guy with a small penis that had truck nuts on his truck. Whenever he drove by our house and hit that dip at our intersection it always cracked me up because it would make 2 very distinct metallic clink sounds when the nuts hit the road lol.

we need to invent truck dicks.