sir your vehicle has testicular cancer
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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Nuts like a truck (truck, truck)
Shaft like what (what, what)
ALL NIGHT LONG
LEMME SEE THAT DONG
I thought the truck nuts thing was a joke. I didn't realize people were actually packing there trucks. 
Where we live we don't have proper drainage because it never rained here until the climate started dying but we have little dips at intersections that sort of funtion as drainage I guess.
But we used to live by a guy with a small penis that had truck nuts on his truck. Whenever he drove by our house and hit that dip at our intersection it always cracked me up because it would make 2 very distinct metallic clink sounds when the nuts hit the road lol.
we need to invent truck dicks.
It took me a sec to realize that they did not mean it the way I thought. I was like "hell yeah!!"
How did they mean it in any other way. I dont get it but I am laughing
It took me a minute as well but I'm pretty sure it's meant as "It will take more than that to break our spirit" and not "We'll need to try harder".
Exactly. It really seemed at first like it was saying that 9/11 was a warning shot
Lol
Ohhhhhhhhhh, I did not catch that
Another possible take is "the liberal coastal elites deserved 9/11".
Well he's not wrong
He is when you consider that to a chud, "liberal coastal elites" means baristas and minorities.
leet
it looks photoshopped
Everyone always forgets about the Pentagon.
i've been saying this
Death to America
He'll yea borther!
If an alty trans girl was driving that thing, I'd be proposing immediately.
Trans Girl Truck Nuts 
A truck with nuts is canonically transmasc which makes this T4T
Based 
TFordT :kelly:
This guy shit his pants?
braver than the troops
Balls
This guy just hates New Yorkers
Mood
Holy shit, glad I saw this one on a WFH day. You fucking got me. 
I choose to believe this truck driver is JDPON
that nutsack feels a little bit excessive. wouldn't the truck stop in pain after passing over a speed bump or two?
Proving once again that racist conspiracy brain boomers have more guts than online leftists
"b-but they're old! They have nothing to lose!"
"neither do you"
Just your chains 