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[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 54 points 4 months ago

sir your vehicle has testicular cancer

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

Nuts like a truck (truck, truck)

Shaft like what (what, what)

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

ALL NIGHT LONG

LEMME SEE THAT DONG

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I thought the truck nuts thing was a joke. I didn't realize people were actually packing there trucks. agony-shivering

[-] roux@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

Where we live we don't have proper drainage because it never rained here until the climate started dying but we have little dips at intersections that sort of funtion as drainage I guess.

But we used to live by a guy with a small penis that had truck nuts on his truck. Whenever he drove by our house and hit that dip at our intersection it always cracked me up because it would make 2 very distinct metallic clink sounds when the nuts hit the road lol.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

we need to invent truck dicks.

[-] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago

It took me a sec to realize that they did not mean it the way I thought. I was like "hell yeah!!"

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 31 points 4 months ago

How did they mean it in any other way. I dont get it but I am laughing

[-] christian@hexbear.net 57 points 4 months ago

It took me a minute as well but I'm pretty sure it's meant as "It will take more than that to break our spirit" and not "We'll need to try harder".

[-] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Exactly. It really seemed at first like it was saying that 9/11 was a warning shot

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago
[-] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Ohhhhhhhhhh, I did not catch that

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

Another possible take is "the liberal coastal elites deserved 9/11".

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago
[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

He is when you consider that to a chud, "liberal coastal elites" means baristas and minorities.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago
[-] CommCat@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

it looks photoshopped

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Everyone always forgets about the Pentagon.

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

i've been saying this

Death to America

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

He'll yea borther!

[-] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

If an alty trans girl was driving that thing, I'd be proposing immediately.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago
[-] lapis@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

A truck with nuts is canonically transmasc which makes this T4T

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

TFordT :kelly:

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

braver than the troops

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 24 points 4 months ago
[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

This guy just hates New Yorkers

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago
[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago
[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Holy shit, glad I saw this one on a WFH day. You fucking got me. undyne-joy

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago
[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

I choose to believe this truck driver is JDPON

[-] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago

that nutsack feels a little bit excessive. wouldn't the truck stop in pain after passing over a speed bump or two?

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Proving once again that racist conspiracy brain boomers have more guts than online leftists

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

"b-but they're old! They have nothing to lose!"

"neither do you"

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Just your chains marx-goth

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