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tech bro accidentally sent their son to Japan to study Chinese (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by GaveUp@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago

He could’ve gone to Singapore, or Taiwan, or just came back to Germany and lived in Chinatown or something. But instead he decided to go to Japan to learn Chinese to own da gommies

[-] Dyno@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago

back to germany

I'm guessing the "ethnic German" actually means they're Americans with German great-great-great-great-grandparents

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

This is 100% the case.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

That's more likely the case, but I'd like to imagine they're the children of Nazi race scientists that got Operation Paperclip'd into the US, hence their sub Hank Hill levels of understanding