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[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Why not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I once was in the restroom when my (then) boss (plus later doctor father) came to the toilet and farted as loudly as humanly possible. It was very satisfying. Happy that guy is not my boss anymore, he thought his scientific staff are his personal slaves.

[-] TheKingBombOmbKiller@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago
[-] menemen@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The professor you write your PhD thesis at/with/for. Isn't that a common word in English?

[-] TheKingBombOmbKiller@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I have never written a PhD thesis, so I might not be the best representative, but it's the first time I've heard the phrase.

[-] craigers@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Ditto for me on both counts. I was trying to figure out if he was your wifes dad who is also your MD or what. So doctor father is more like drag mother.

[-] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

That would be nice, for small venues that only have a few stalls. However that would take a ton of rooms and money for high traffic areas like stadiums, airports, and so on.

Just make a big trough and make new friends.

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