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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 210 points 1 month ago

if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 month ago

Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago

Once a cobra bit elon's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.

[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

Elon doesn't buy honey, he chews out workers.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 36 points 1 month ago

If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.

[-] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.

[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is my new favorite insult.

this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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