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I can hear this post in their voices. Maybe I’ve seen the movie too many times…nah

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[-] funkless@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

due to the nature of infinity — a la monkeys and typewriters — you could have not only a single CD that due to a catastrophic series of errors is actually something completely different from a CD — but an infinite number of them.

Is it entirely beyond the realms of possibility that an infinitesimally small stroke of luck could create a sentient race of CD people? Except "small" doesn't make sense in infinity — "small" just means "a less common certainty"

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

An infinite series of random letters would of course contain every book, that’s definitionally true.

But infinity itself does not empower the whims of the imagination (indeed this is the entire point). Yes, it is definitely impossible for the warehouse to contain a sentient race of CD people. Polycarbonate plastic simply cannot exhibit any of the qualities of being alive under any circumstances

[-] funkless@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I know I'm nit picking here but that's the point of examining infinity, but wouldn't it be foolish to say "there are no examples of hydrogen gas becoming sentient under any circumstances!" because, well, we're both sentient decendants of a reaction between two or more hydrogen atoms.

Yes the conditions that led from hydrogen > helium > deuterium > ... > ... > ... single celled organisms > ... > ... primates > ... > ... humans are incredibly complicated and specific. But what if we applied the same complicated and specific process (or an infinite variation thereof) to the CD factory. Are you sure it's impossible? and worse yet - can you prove it?

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Are you sure it’s impossible? and worse yet - can you prove it?

This is known as an argument from ignorance. I'm not sure how familiar you are with this terminology, so to be clear, I am not insulting you or calling you ignorant. But in summary, something is not true until proven otherwise.

The conditions inside the warehouse are not similar to the conditions of the early universe or the primordial soup. You need to demonstrate a mechanism for stable, non-reactive plastic to become sentient if you assert that it's indeed possible.

[-] funkless@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

for one - it's an infinite warehouse, so the parts of it that are near stars, black holes, planets, moons and comets are destroyed, sucked in etc, creating several stable "rare-Earth" conditions at the Goldilocks distance from heat sources, and using the debris from collision follows the same basic principle of how life on Earth started, but with melted plastic from the burned cds instead of in water. Life - uh - finds a way.

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The warehouse is more similar to SCP-3008, for property tax reasons

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