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Moderate political views set a person firmly in the middle of the road, taking good from both sides and forgoing the clutter that litters the roadside. It is a path of reason, and it’s one that we advocate at Staunch Moderates. We believe that taking a level-headed approach, not shrilly defending a position based on tired dogma, is the way to go

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Me - emaciated, broken boned, a lung collapsed and I'm barely alive. My body along with others is about to be unloaded from the enormous dump truck. I am just able to hear a couple of people speaking before the mass of us is pushed into the bloodied disposal pit refilled countless times

"Look, don't have second thoughts. Stop describing these events with words like 'slaughter'. You are one of us now. You don't want to be in a truck like them. Do you? Be proud of yourself. Their deaths are a unfortunate necessity. Through our blood, sweat, and tears at Federated Moderates - we got the estimated death toll down by 15%. Compromise as ever is—"

At that point I start to tumble and jumble as we fall. Moments later with massive force my head hits concrete and I die. I am dead. But the glorious compromises continue!

this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2024
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