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That's right CEOs please get behind the wheel drunk and back your Tesla into a retaining pond.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If I was wealthy you wouldn't catch me ever driving myself.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I was wealthy I would be able to live someplace where I never need to drive

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I was wealthy you wouldn't know I existed. I'd be on hour 7300 of playing Factorio.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

but like, with real factories

[–] POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But what about the wroom wroom

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

teslas make a shitty whine sound anyway

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Getting into my Tesla after 2 mimosas and a bottle of sweet riesling and saying "it's whine o'clock!" I use the last of my air bubble before the cold water takes me to chuckle one last time at my pun.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Whine mom moment. kelly