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Firefighters are infinitely more based than cops even if some are reactionary. (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by Nakoichi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 75 points 7 months ago

I have to also point out that whenever pigs and firefighters fight each other, the firefighters usually beat the fuck out of the cops.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 78 points 7 months ago

This is because firefighters have physical fitness standards

[-] HonestMistake_@lemmy.ml 53 points 7 months ago

And more of a tendency to run towards danger, rather than away from whatever they percieve as danger. No firefighter is gonna start doing barrel-rolls because of an acorn, that's for sure.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 59 points 7 months ago

You can’t be 300 pounds and sit in your cruiser in front of the donut shop as a firefighter

[-] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I heard about this cops v firefighters hockey game once where there was a bit of a brawl, as hockey is to do, and the firefighter absolutely beat the shit out of the cop. He'd probably been waiting to do that forever until the ice gave him a pass.