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[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 87 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

A Kamala presidency:

Weed - Illegal

Xanax - Sold in vending machines nationwide

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Best mental healthcare for the public any president has ever done

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

To get the Xanax you'll need a special ID card, which you will only get if you have a small business.

[–] soren446@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

My small business is buying Xanax

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

My small business is selling piss and shit to the local sewage treatment company