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[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 months ago

American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

It has coleslaw so it's healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago

What do you do with all the time you save writing 'rn' instead of 'right now'?

It has to add up to minutes a year!

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Take the time to reply to you, I guess

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Ouch and there's definitely better things you can do with your time savings!

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

*there is

Edit: or is it there are? I do not even knoweth

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

It's interesting because chortle my balls is basically nonsensical but if I told you to perform that act it still makes more sense then trying to figure out with fr or rn means.

[-] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago
[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.

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