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[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 76 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I would vote for Biden over Trump if Biden came and took a shit on my cat then used my hamster to wipe his ass.

This is a r/brandnewsentence I swear.

You're an artist.

I’d honestly prefer to wipe my ass with your cat. I don’t think your hamster has enough surface area to really get my butt clean.

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

These kinds of people make me feel better about my creative output. Wake me up from a drunken stupor and my jokes will still be better than these megaton reddit bombs

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago

It's reassuring that I can post some of the stupidest stuff to this website and still be leagues ahead of redditors

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

They’re dumber than they used to be, right?

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

covid brainmelt is real

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Give that man a cookie for winning the internet!

[-] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

They really narwhaled the mfing bacon dean-smile

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