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[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 109 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.

Edit: I love all of these already, lol

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 51 points 11 months ago

I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

[-] CurbsTickle@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

I'd start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc....

Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Complications of a failed penis enlargement surgery.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Slipped in a puddle of piss taking his first shower after a widening.

[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Elon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.

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