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What's next? Want me to give presentations in fucking Prezi? Start running I'll kill you with a rock

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

How can we repackage the same training about the same topic, but make it seem like an "updated" version so people will continue to pay us or make it seem like I did something new?

Here"s a graph. Here's a "new phrase / acronym". Here's a new shape! Look at all the hard work I do!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tableau_Software

American interactive data visualization software company focused on business intelligence. It was founded in 2003 in Mountain View, California, and is currently headquartered in Seattle, Washington. In 2019 the company was acquired by Salesforce for $15.7 billion. At the time, this was the largest acquisition by Salesforce (a leader in the CRM field) since its foundation  It was later surpassed by Salesforce's acquisition of Slack.

So an extremely over priced, now outdated fancy Excel sheet generator? $15.7 Billion? How? And then it's made moot by Slack a few years later? Hey Salesforce - if you're just tossing bilions around for a fart I got some to-the-moon graphs for ya all-my-apes-gone

Someone wasted a shit ton of your company's money for trump-anguish "not good" bullshit. And now you all have to endure it to show that HR monkey waste of company money is justified.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago

Boss probably golfs with a salesforce rep that bought him a hooker

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

15.7 billion dollars for excel

[-] da_gay_pussy_eatah@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Slack surpassed it in value, but they are completely unrelated products.

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