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wojak-nooo nooo you can't celebrate a MURDERER, think of poor ol smol bean Shinzo Abe!!!

haha the-doohickey go BOOM miyazaki-laugh

I know it's entirely on brand for these losers but imagine crying crocodile tears over Shinzo fucking Abe

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[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 67 points 9 months ago

How the fuck can you not laugh? Homeboy got blown away by a tweaker zip gun.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 78 points 9 months ago

He got blown away and then his assassin's wacky conspiracy theory about a cult turned out to be 100% accurate, leading to the cult losing its tax exemption. Truly some sort of wacky anime plot.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

It wasn't a conspiracy theory at all, Abe's connection to the Moonies was already known.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

It feels like the exposition to an early 90s cyberpunk OVA

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

and the guy has gotten millions of yen in donations and has widespread public support lol

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

they had to ask people to stop sending him snacks and candy in prison because he ran out of storage space

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

The gun that makes everybody think you have a point

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

This is going to be the most effective political assassination of this century (if your goal isn't just war)

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The dude was completely justified, ~~the Moonies scammed his mom out of her savings~~. IT WAS WAY WORSE, CHECK OUT THE BELOW REPLY He originally wanted to kill their leader with a flamethrower

[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I was just now reading his wiki article, CW: suicide

spoilerafter his dad committed suicide when Yamagami was 4 years old
his mom joined the Moonies and gave away 720,000 USD worth of assets she inherited from her father, including his childhood home. He couldn't attend university due to the resulting poverty and due to nearsightedness he couldn't become a firefighter either and went to vocational school with his paternal uncle's financial support instead. That same uncle basically made his family's survival possible, paying for their food and living expenses repeatedly after the mom impoverished them. Apparently he once threw a cup of tea in her face when she asked for Unification Church donations in lieu of support for her kids.

CW: suicide, again

spoilerEventually one of his brothers lost eyesight in an eye due to an untreated illness, that went untreated due to lack of funding (aka directly due to the cult) and killed himself. Yamagami ultimately tried and failed to kill himself also so that his military life insurance could go to pay for his neglected younger brother's living expenses.

Just absolutely awful from beginning to end, I feel so sorry for this guy. Good on him for being the change he wanted to see in the world.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

holy shit lmao, free my man

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

Change your account to singlepepperoni for this grievous error. Lest I unleash proleshido upon thee.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

that gun sounded exactly like a smoothbore musket too. Huge plumes of smoke. Abe got taken out like a pirate in 1703.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

And now he’s riding the high seas of Hell with Oliver Cromwell.

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