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[–] Candidate@hexbear.net 91 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Easily the funniest thing would be Biden winning the electoral college but losing the pop vote.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the funniest thing would be literally no one voting

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 years ago

One person in each state writes in Parenti so he gets all the Electoral College votes and becomes president

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

hacking the voting machines not to cheat the election but to remove all the presidential and senate votes.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Funniest outcome: Biden has a massive stroke shortly before the election, Trump wins easily vs a literally braindead opponent, then trump dies of McCardiacArrest before taking office, leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something.

[–] edge@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something.

Mike Pillow

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They'll find cocaine in the White House again (not Hunter this time)

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You ever wonder what those pillows are stuffed with?

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Kennedy's expired amphetamine pills

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

With a similar scenario, we can have 4 presidents in 2025:

January 1, 2025 - January 2, 2025: Biden is president until he dies from a stroke

January 2, 2025: - Trump inauguration: Harris is president until she hands over the presidency to Trump

Trump inauguration - Trump heart attack: Trump is president until he dies from a heart attack

post-Trump heart attack: The VP becomes president

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

chuds would shed their material bodies and ascend to a plane of pure cope