I've read 1000 headlines by the time you've read 4 articles. I've made 200 posts by the time you've typed out one. I've advanced the dialectic with discourse before you've even comprehended the contradictions.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I don't even consciously type anymore, posts emanate from my body's electrical field to every logged-in device in my presence. Pure data flowing from the internet, to me, back to the internet. I have converted my consciousness to content. I think online, existing offline only as biological processes that soon, too, will be digitized in the info-cycle.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Nice to meet a shitpost Guild Navigator.

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Tooooo truuueee