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[–] EatMoreMacroplastics@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

get nukes asap

Look, i'm trying, and i must be pretty close given that i'm friends with literal physicists, but every time i tell them i want a nuclear program they just laugh nervously and change the subject.

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like they’re hiding something

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

her friends are a couple weeks away from having the bomb

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

All I want for Christmas is nuuuuuke

Maybe they're going to give her a nuke for her birthday and don't want to spoil the surprise!