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I really messed up at work and now I need to win a war against Iran by next week. Any advice? (hexbear.net)

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ah man I blew it. I had to do a war and was supposed to win it in 2-3 weeks. Now my boss has a midterm coming up and he's mad and I feel disappointed in myself. I hate my stupid generals.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Just give Iran whatever they want and tell your followers that you actually won because they learned why we don't have healthcare. They'll believe you. Your boss will probably believe it to by the end of the day.