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ah man I blew it. I had to do a war and was supposed to win it in 2-3 weeks. Now my boss has a midterm coming up and he's mad and I feel disappointed in myself. I hate my stupid generals.

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[–] narr1@hexbear.net 84 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Land a group of marines on Kharg island.You will not regret landing a group of marines on Kharg island.

[–] Indifference_Engine@hexbear.net 52 points 5 days ago

Kharg islnd perfec t size for put marine expeditionary force in to in\vade! inside very Soft and Comfort marines sleep soundly put marines in Kharge island. Put marines in Kharge island. no problems ever in kharge island because good Shape and Cover for marine from big balsitci missle strikes. Akharge island yes a place for a marines put marines in khareg island can trust kharg for giveing good love to marines. friend kharge island

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wanna invade Kharg Island so bad but my stupid generals keep challenging my masculinity.

[–] narr1@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ugh, I hate when that happens. My solution? Start giving them testosterone shots, but give yourself more. This way they will see things your way, but not challenge your masculinity more. No bad can happen, only good happens.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i've been eating meat in front of them. they're too scared to do it. in the gorilla kingdom, only the gorilla gets to eat meat. his monkeys eat leaves.

[–] narr1@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Ah, well, then... Have you tried landing a group of marines on Kharg island? You will not regret landing a group of marines on Kharg island. inside very Soft and Comfort marines sleep soundly put marines in Kharge island. Put marines in Kharge island. no problems ever in kharge island because good Shape and Cover for marine from big balsitci missle strikes...

Hnnnngggg!!! I wanna invade Kharg Island so baaaaad, but the clap of my dummy thicc economy collapsing keeps alerting the IRGC!!!