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Whoever (or whatever group of people) made Fidel's lines were awesome, some of my favourites:
"Socialists requires patience and I can wait for an eternity."
"Where's your secret service capitalistic perro?"
"Hey, I'll trade you a cigar for your monkey, Comrade Nixon."
"Your stench reminds me of the 23rd attempt of my life."
"No escape for those who live like parasites!"
"They fall as easily as Batista, ha-ha!"
"Let that be a lesson to the bourgeois!"
"History will absolve me!"
"¡Viva la Revolución!"
"I will use your stale skin to wrap my cigars!"
"Ah! Only a capitalist pig nation would deprive their people of power!"
more here: https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/%22Five%22/Quotes