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Who says Americans can't innovate anymore? (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 days ago by BoxedFenders@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Comes with a holder too! All for just $39.99!

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

doggirl-hi but won't the toilet paper just rip off instead of turning that huge thing?

cap-think true...true...

porky-happy Be the first on your block to get Charmin's "Perpetual Wiping Machine"! We add a small engine to your dispenser to reduce pre-mature tearing and arm strain! Only an additional $89.99! ~plus~ ~$375.99~ ~S&H~ ~(Oh,and~ ~a~ ~small~ ~installation~ ~fee)~

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

geordi-no one time payment of $89.99

geordi-yes one year subscription to the Charmin+ app at $10.99 a month, or $14.99 for the ad-free experience

real shitters know think-about-it

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

porky-happy Well, yeah, if you want the engine to actually activate and not just lock the whole thing up to prevent it from turning at all...