this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2026
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The mullet is a nice capstone on that picture. Business in the front, party in the back
It's the evil kind of mullet as well. The Alan Jackson kind. Cool mullet is Kurt Russel in the 80s, leave a little party in the front and dont buzz the sides, just keep em trimmed around the ears.
Kurt Russell is the only person I can think of who has successfully worn a mullet. They are an almost universally awful hairstyle and I'll hold this hill with my life until history vindicates me.
also Kris Kristofferson but these are just exceptions that prove your rule
The business is a failing jet ski dealership, the party has beer cans sadly bobbing around in an inflatable kiddie pool and you can't shake the feeling somebody pissed in there.