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IT'S THE SAME FUCKING MAPS SAME FUCKING PUZZLES! I'M SICK! I'M ILL. FUCK ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuFfiTEr2yc

It even starts with that pretentious ambiance emblematic of the times (opinion). I don't like it. It may not just be a remaster, but we're getting the same temples that need to be put to rest and given new fundamental themes within them (fact).

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[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Look how disgustingly over-detailed his hat is. Mark from ElectricUnderground released a video on the Star Fox remake recently and he mentioned how readability always gets shoved aside for detail and aesthetics in games nowadays, so you keep having this horror vacui-like art styles in these remakes when they should know better. But it's superficially more impressive in a trailer to add shit like this, so they keep doing it.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

real-navi-patriot Focus L, there's a Gold Skulluta nearby!! Check your Map!!

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

The quest log they added to the pause menu is basically this.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why is Link wearing a wrinkled jalapeño on his head!?!

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't sexualize Young Link.

Old Link (17) is fair game.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i have never known link's age and i'm not going to start now

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In order to defeat the paedophiles I have researched the exact ages of every Nintendo character.

Edit: people are DMing me questions already answered by this post.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

My uncle at Nintendo forgot how to do fabric textures.

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

The texture looks like those corn sacks made of plastic

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Antialiasing/supersampling isn't up to snuff for this level of detail yet though so instead you get disgustingly grainy look on the screen too from little bits like this. Imagine how amazing even the 3DS remake would look up-resolutioned on a 4K screen by comparison where they weren't adding chintz to every single character model.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the XBox era of games that just crammed unnecessary bumping literally everywhere.

[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

nintendo graphics hardware is just catching up so they gotta show it off too.