To demonstrate our patriotism in these tumultuous times in the Middle East, we're proud to announce MAGA Class Tickets!
MAGA Class? What's that?
Well, everything is exactly the same as our current lowest tier tickets: except you get to bring your own jet fuel. And if you want to pay an additional $75 upcharge you can be part of MAGA Plus+, which is the same thing but you need to bring enough fuel for the business class passengers too.