He is so very, very very clearly fucking dead. He's dead. The guy is not alive. Mitch McConnell is ACTIVELY IN HELL, RIGHT THIS SECOND. I said that as a fact BEFORE the lying machine informed me that he was FUCKING COVERED UP when they wheeled him out on a stretcher. That information makes me believe there is an actual negative chance that mitch McConnell's body presently contains his own blood

For some reason I feel possessed by the spirit of liberalism and im just so aghast that this lie is so obvious and yet every rules nerd watching is just like "ah but that's the rules, though." Like ahhhhhhhh holy shit

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[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How does faking that piece of shit McConnell being alive help the Red nazi party of america

[–] onwardknave@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kentucky won't have to hold a special election they risk losing, if they can keep his death unconfirmed until the end of July.

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're gonna do it aren't they. And I mean just more proof the Dems are absolutely useless and controlled opposition

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... Unless somebody slipped into the hospital and inspected the morgue or found where he is and pulled the plug... Like that one episode of Andor...

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

that was a great episode too