He is so very, very very clearly fucking dead. He's dead. The guy is not alive. Mitch McConnell is ACTIVELY IN HELL, RIGHT THIS SECOND. I said that as a fact BEFORE the lying machine informed me that he was FUCKING COVERED UP when they wheeled him out on a stretcher. That information makes me believe there is an actual negative chance that mitch McConnell's body presently contains his own blood

For some reason I feel possessed by the spirit of liberalism and im just so aghast that this lie is so obvious and yet every rules nerd watching is just like "ah but that's the rules, though." Like ahhhhhhhh holy shit

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Imagine being Lindsey Graham and they just announce you died straight away, whilst they're trying to turn McConnell into a fucking myth so he can never truly die.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mitch McConnell will be buried in a tomb mound and resurrected at the end of days for the final battle with the adversary of all that is good and true.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

They are gonna bury him in his mound with all of his staff, so they can pass anti LGBT laws in the afterlife

[–] StalinsGiantSpoon@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

it's only because KY governor is a Democrat. South Carolina is a Republican gov so they arent worried about that seat.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

How did i not even think of the discrepancy

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

filling up the hallway outside the hospital room where they're taking his pulse, chanting "STOP THE COUNT"